Lie Clocks

Gas Man · 03-29-2008, 12:55 AM

A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "Why are all those clocks here?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie the hands on your clock move."

"Oh," replied the man, "very interesting... whose clock is that?"

"That's Mother Teresa's clock," answered St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie."

"Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved only twice, telling us that Abe has told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Kwame Kilpatricks clock?" asked the man.

"Kwame's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan.

Mr Lefty · 03-29-2008, 03:22 AM

I heard a very similar joke in middle school... cept it was a masterbation fan... and you put whoever you were telling it to's name in at the end...

WARputer · 03-29-2008, 05:18 AM

Kwame Kilpatricks ......Who the hell is that ?

Mr Lefty · 03-29-2008, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by WARputer

Kwame Kilpatricks ......Who the hell is that ?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwame_Kilpatrick

WARputer · 03-29-2008, 05:29 AM

Thanks Ebbs ! Another Democrat .....I would expect no less .

Mr Lefty · 03-29-2008, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by WARputer

Thanks Ebbs ! Another Democrat .....I would expect no less .

I'd leave it at politician...

Gas Man · 03-29-2008, 02:18 PM

Read up

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthrea...4915#post24915

WARputer · 03-29-2008, 06:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Gas Man

Read up

http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthrea...4915#post24915

Well, I guess he had fun !

Rider · 03-31-2008, 08:28 AM

He is a complete fucking douchebag.

03-29-2008, 12:55 AM	#1
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	Lie Clocks A man died and went to Heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "Why are all those clocks here?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock move." "Oh," replied the man, "very interesting... whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's clock," answered St. Peter. "The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie." "Incredible!" exclaimed the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved only twice, telling us that Abe has told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Kwame Kilpatricks clock?" asked the man. "Kwame's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan. __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

03-29-2008, 05:18 AM	#3
WARputer WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Lake Murray, South Carolina Moto: 2005 Hayabusa Posts: 625	Kwame Kilpatricks ......Who the hell is that ? __________________ Chris

03-29-2008, 05:29 AM	#5
WARputer WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Lake Murray, South Carolina Moto: 2005 Hayabusa Posts: 625	Thanks Ebbs ! Another Democrat .....I would expect no less . __________________ Chris

03-29-2008, 02:18 PM	#7
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	Read up http://www.twowheelfix.com/showthrea...4915#post24915 __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

03-29-2008, 03:22 AM	#2
Mr Lefty TWFix Legend Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Denver CO Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar Posts: 15,677	I heard a very similar joke in middle school... cept it was a masterbation fan... and you put whoever you were telling it to's name in at the end...

03-31-2008, 08:28 AM	#9
Rider Moto GP Star Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 12,156	He is a complete fucking douchebag.