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Old 04-27-2011, 10:05 AM   #1
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Well no shit they're oven baked you tubby cunts, they're fucking cookies.

Did you think everybody else made theirs on the driveway, under a magnifying glass?

Assholes.

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Old 04-27-2011, 11:00 AM   #2
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i prefer my cookies deep fried in beer batter, so fuck you jebus.
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Old 04-27-2011, 11:10 AM   #3
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i prefer my cookies deep fried in beer batter, so fuck you jebus.
You also like psychedelic mushroom eating gnomes who live in boots, and Japanese Tourist Welcome Cats (TM).

Maybe he'll take your picture while you stand in front of the Eiffel Tower eating deep fried cookies, you sick fucking bastard.

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Old 04-27-2011, 02:22 PM   #5
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You also like psychedelic mushroom eating gnomes who live in boots, and Japanese Tourist Welcome Cats (TM).

Maybe he'll take your picture while you stand in front of the Eiffel Tower eating deep fried cookies, you sick fucking bastard.

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Old 04-27-2011, 03:05 PM   #6
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You also like psychedelic mushroom eating gnomes who live in boots, and Japanese Tourist Welcome Cats (TM).

Maybe he'll take your picture while you stand in front of the Eiffel Tower eating deep fried cookies, you sick fucking bastard.

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Old 04-27-2011, 07:39 PM   #7
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i prefer my cookies deep fried in beer batter, so fuck you jebus.
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/g...ipe/index.html


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I prefer mine barbecued.

http://www.barbecue-party.com/recipe...te-cookies.htm



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Old 04-28-2011, 10:09 AM   #8
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i wasn't just popping off, I know damn well what kinda cookies i like! go to vegas, among other places and you can have yourself deep fried oreos and twinkies
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