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Old 05-01-2009, 06:16 PM   #1
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Your door knockers are making the 'rounds today...

I found a new way to deal with them. Just quickly opened the door and hugged one of them and they left
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Old 05-01-2009, 06:17 PM   #2
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Your door knockers are making the 'rounds today...

I found a new way to deal with them. Just quickly opened the door and hugged one of them and they left
please tell me you got video of this
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Old 05-01-2009, 06:24 PM   #3
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I wish

My neighbor just yelled at them to KEEP ON WALKING. As the door closes, my daughter says [with a tune] dum dum dum dum DUM . Those that have seen the South Park episode with Mormons will get this
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Old 05-01-2009, 07:21 PM   #4
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My neighbor just yelled at them to KEEP ON WALKING. As the door closes, my daughter says [with a tune] dum dum dum dum DUM . Those that have seen the South Park episode with Mormons will get this
Great episode.
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Old 05-01-2009, 07:35 PM   #5
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If i was going door to door and someone hugged me, i would think its an invitation to keep talking!
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Old 05-01-2009, 07:36 PM   #6
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If i was going door to door and someone hugged me, i would think its an invitation to keep talking!
or go into the bedroom
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Old 05-01-2009, 08:25 PM   #7
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If i was going door to door and someone hugged me, i would think its an invitation to keep talking!
But, you've met me... and if you didn't know me... and saw ME coming at you for a HUG without warning. The look alone was priceless. I don't know if I can do that again.
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Old 05-02-2009, 03:59 PM   #8
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My neighbor just yelled at them to KEEP ON WALKING. As the door closes, my daughter says [with a tune] dum dum dum dum DUM . Those that have seen the South Park episode with Mormons will get this
Your daughter; smart smart smart smart smaaaaart.
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Old 05-02-2009, 09:24 PM   #9
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I've answered the door naked and wet before. I had just gotten out of the shower and they kept laying on the doorbell. So I dropped the towel and went to say hello. Tried to invite them inside and everything. Damn rude of them to run off like that. Fifteen years later and they still don't come to my parents house.
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Old 05-02-2009, 10:46 PM   #10
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I've yet to see any religious folks here. course we're not too tolerant of em neither. I'm waitin for one to come out with my truck tire iron to tell em t git off mah lawn befo I hits em wit it.
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