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Old 12-19-2010, 12:04 AM   #1
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Default family xmas much better

When ur drunk like I am.

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Oh and derf. U never responded to my jew ? Text.


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Old 12-19-2010, 12:09 AM   #2
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Old 12-19-2010, 12:28 AM   #3
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I us also getting.g the drunks on btvhrs! Fucks thehaters I wants anotherchocolate flavored oortedrz! Oh bar maids
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Old 12-19-2010, 12:47 AM   #4
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When ur drunk like I am.

Tt is all


Oh and derf. U never responded to my jew ? Text.


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My phones been off all day. What jew ? text
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Old 12-19-2010, 08:20 AM   #5
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Old 12-19-2010, 09:59 AM   #6
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Oh and derf. U never responded to my jew ? Text.
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My answer is, most jews go over people house on chistmas because there is nothing else to do, nobody goes out, nobody else does anything except stay home.

All my presents are hiding in the closet or in the garage, they go out after my kids go to bed when santa brings them. My daughter is too old to believe in santa, but her brother still thinks hes real. Plus If I put that shit out now my kids would tear into them
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Old 12-19-2010, 10:47 AM   #7
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That's funny shit derf.

We were at family xmas, somebody started talking about some "sunny in philly" episode about jews going to other people's houses for presents. I laughed and said... wait... I'll ask a jew. So i texted Derf. LOLOLOL

Derf is awesome he's my favorite jew boy.

Oh and no hangover after just short of a 1/5th...

Got to love it!
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Old 12-19-2010, 10:50 AM   #8
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My answer is, most jews go over people house on chistmas because there is nothing else to do, nobody goes out, nobody else does anything except stay home.

All my presents are hiding in the closet or in the garage, they go out after my kids go to bed when santa brings them. My daughter is too old to believe in santa, but her brother still thinks hes real. Plus If I put that shit out now my kids would tear into them


Us Jews down south do a ride on Christmas morning.

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Old 12-19-2010, 09:18 PM   #9
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South Fla style
Not Jewish, but I like your style woman!
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Old 12-19-2010, 11:12 AM   #10
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For realz? What wierd jew tradition this is.
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