Ordination?

CasterTroy · 12-01-2009, 10:09 AM

Twelve Catholic priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and
beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that
anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
until she got to the final priest (Raymond). As she danced, his bell began
to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.

Embarrassed, Raymond took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up.
Then, all the other bells started to ring.

LeeNetworX · 12-01-2009, 10:10 AM

It's funny 'cuz it's true.

z06boy · 12-01-2009, 10:12 AM

Well at least it wasn't a little altar boy that bent over.

*edited* for English

LeeNetworX · 12-01-2009, 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by z06boy

Well atleast it was a little alter boy that ben over.

Engrish?

z06boy · 12-01-2009, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeeNetworX

Engrish?

Yeah after reading what I posted I thought wtf ?

Ok let's try this again...

At least it wasn't a little altar boy that bent over.

wildchild · 12-01-2009, 10:16 AM

so wrong and yet so true. LOL

Particle Man · 12-01-2009, 10:25 AM

12-01-2009, 10:09 AM	#1
CasterTroy ................ Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: NC Posts: 3,028	Ordination? Twelve Catholic priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest (Raymond). As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, Raymond took a few steps forward, and bent over to pick it up. Then, all the other bells started to ring. __________________ “Being tolerant does not mean that I share another one’s belief. But it does mean that I acknowledge another one’s right to believe, and obey, his own conscience.” Viktor Frankl

12-01-2009, 10:12 AM	#3
z06boy Letzroll Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Lake Norman area, NC Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6 Posts: 5,265	Well at least it wasn't a little altar boy that bent over. edited for English Last edited by z06boy; 12-01-2009 at 10:42 AM..

12-01-2009, 10:25 AM	#7
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	__________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

12-01-2009, 10:10 AM	#2
LeeNetworX SFL Expatriate #1 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: ATL Burbs Moto: '09 Triumph Speed Triple Posts: 4,712	It's funny 'cuz it's true.

12-01-2009, 10:16 AM	#6
wildchild cruiser Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: on the run Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09 Posts: 2,749	so wrong and yet so true. LOL