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Old 02-05-2009, 03:44 PM   #1
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As fascinating as your pairing may be, the fact that sociological, psychological and environmental considerations have led to relationship where on occasion g-rex inserts his penis into Archrens vagina during acts normally meant for reproduction following prerequisite verbal exchanges.

It is distracting when during the course of conversation, such as "Say...did you hear about the weather tomorrow?" to hear youto pipe up with

"I TICKLE THE BEAN....SHE TICKLES THE GRAPES!!!!"

"I TICKLE THE BEAN....SHE TICKLES THE GRAPES!!!!"

"I TICKLE THE BEAN....SHE TICKLES THE GRAPES!!!!"

"I TICKLE THE BEAN....SHE TICKLES THE GRAPES!!!!"

"I TICKLE THE BEAN....SHE TICKLES THE GRAPES!!!!"



I'm not complaining. I'm just speaking up for those who do not have the courage to voice their opinions.
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Old 02-05-2009, 03:57 PM   #2
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I have no real complaints. All computer discussions would eventually evolve into pron anyway, if this was a just world. If I can contribute in some limited way to Tracy getting lucky, then my work here is done.

Provided it is a very limited way...
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:00 PM   #3
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Provided it is a very limited way...
by limited, I'd assume you mean "Leave me the fuck out of it"...
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:10 PM   #4
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Bingo. And/or "leave it the fuck out of me."
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:10 PM   #5
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I don't know why you're bitching, Paul.. Tracy bought me a new corset from Frederick's. Maybe there will be some pictures of it in the future.
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:14 PM   #6
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I don't know what the hell any of you are talking about but my ears just perked up...Fredericks?
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:16 PM   #7
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I don't know why you're bitching, Paul.. Tracy bought me a new corset from Frederick's. Maybe there will be some pictures of it in the future.
Orly?

Eye likes corsets!
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:17 PM   #8
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Eye likes corsets!
do tell...
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Old 02-05-2009, 04:27 PM   #9
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Orly?

Eye likes corsets!
I love 'em.. I have a growing collection.

I have these two from Fredericks (first one in black with red accent.. second red with black lace):

http://www.fredericks.com/product.as...uct%5Fid=51246

http://www.fredericks.com/product.as...uct%5Fid=51248

Actually I think there's already one picture of me in the second corset floating around, but I don't have it handy on my work computer.
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Old 02-05-2009, 07:46 PM   #10
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Mee too! me too!
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