Sex Day

Avatard · 08-06-2009, 12:35 AM

I'm Brazilian. Brazilians have a day for everything.

Here, there's Mother's Day, Father's Day...hell, there's even Secretary's Day...but nowhere near as many "Days" as there are in Brazil (for instance, there's a Children's Day).

Well, tomorrow (August 6) is Sex Day.

I'm probably gonna celebrate tomorrow by fucking a hot Brazilian chick...but then again, come to think of it, I already celebrated on Wednesday.

Well, a little extra celebration never hurt...

BobTheBiker · 08-06-2009, 01:49 AM

fuck it. I'm coming to brazil then. I feels like gettin laid.

Amber Lamps · 08-06-2009, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by BobTheBiker

fuck it. I'm coming to brazil then. I feels like gettin laid.

Hey I've been fucking a cute Polish babe but I could stand a change of pace, I'll come with you! To Brazil!!!

Adeptus_Minor · 08-06-2009, 04:19 AM

Holidays like this sound great, but they're far too dependent on female participation.
Kinda like 'Steak & a Blowjob Day'... I can make myself a steak, but I still haven't gotten into those yoga classes.

karl_1052 · 08-06-2009, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Adeptus_Minor

Holidays like this sound great, but they're far too dependent on female participation.
Kinda like 'Steak & a Blowjob Day'... I can make myself a steak, but I still haven't gotten into those yoga classes.

Maybe you were always meant to be a giver on that day

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Adeptus_Minor · 08-06-2009, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by karl_1052

Maybe you were always meant to be a giver on that day

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That was my joke... I just said I hadn't taken yoga to give to myself.

Ooooh, you meant... yeah.. no.

Tmall · 08-06-2009, 06:26 AM

Pics of you and your hot wife together, or she doesn't exist.

karl_1052 · 08-06-2009, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Tmall

Pics of you and your hot wife together, or she doesn't exist.

His hot wife is his avatar picture.

Dave · 08-06-2009, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by karl_1052

His hot wife is his avatar picture.

sure its not

i mean, he does talk about em all the time and its legal in jersey

Avatard · 08-06-2009, 01:39 PM

Not married...GF. Even though we've been together for ten months, I don't have a decent pic together. Besides, I won't post my mug on here (I like to keep y'all guessing), and my friends on here already have seen her pic on my Myspace page.

She's only half Brazilian, and half Italian...so I'll have to hit it twice.

08-06-2009, 12:35 AM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Sex Day I'm Brazilian. Brazilians have a day for everything. Here, there's Mother's Day, Father's Day...hell, there's even Secretary's Day...but nowhere near as many "Days" as there are in Brazil (for instance, there's a Children's Day). Well, tomorrow (August 6) is Sex Day. I'm probably gonna celebrate tomorrow by fucking a hot Brazilian chick...but then again, come to think of it, I already celebrated on Wednesday. Well, a little extra celebration never hurt... __________________ Insert free thought here.

08-06-2009, 04:19 AM	#4
Adeptus_Minor Hopster Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Austin, TX Moto: 2009 Buell 1125R Posts: 4,743	Holidays like this sound great, but they're far too dependent on female participation. Kinda like 'Steak & a Blowjob Day'... I can make myself a steak, but I still haven't gotten into those yoga classes. __________________ “Well, obviously before; after was all gendarmes and dick stitches.”

08-06-2009, 01:39 PM	#10
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	Not married...GF. Even though we've been together for ten months, I don't have a decent pic together. Besides, I won't post my mug on here (I like to keep y'all guessing), and my friends on here already have seen her pic on my Myspace page. She's only half Brazilian, and half Italian...so I'll have to hit it twice. __________________ Insert free thought here.

08-06-2009, 01:49 AM	#2
BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	fuck it. I'm coming to brazil then. I feels like gettin laid.

08-06-2009, 06:26 AM	#7
Tmall Aspiring Rapper Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, NS Moto: '12 CB1000R Posts: 3,569	Pics of you and your hot wife together, or she doesn't exist.