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Old 09-29-2011, 03:06 PM   #1
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One of the guys that works here jokingly stated that his office should be moved to stall #1 of the men's room. His manager approved of this move and one of his co-workers moved his stuff for him.
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Old 09-29-2011, 03:19 PM   #2
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Old 09-29-2011, 03:48 PM   #3
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Mere inches away from the shit stained toilet bowl, on the portion of the seat that generally gets the majority of the splatter... sits a keyboard... a keyboard I would be promptly switching out with the coworker responsible... without his knowledge.
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Old 09-29-2011, 03:59 PM   #4
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I would be sending that to OSHA if all of that wasn't replaced with new equipment.
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Old 09-29-2011, 05:37 PM   #5
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I would be sending that to OSHA if all of that wasn't replaced with new equipment.
Yeah, WTF?

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Old 09-29-2011, 06:10 PM   #6
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Someone needs to photoshop a pic of Trip with the words:

Work: Serious business.

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I'ma tell my OSHA on you!
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Old 09-29-2011, 11:24 PM   #7
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Someone needs to photoshop a pic of Trip with the words:

Work: Serious business.

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I'ma tell my OSHA on you!
Our bathroom was covered in shit yesterday. I don't even want to go take a piss in it, let alone have someone put my computer in there. We have some nasty fucks in my office.
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Old 09-29-2011, 11:54 PM   #8
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Our bathroom was covered in shit yesterday. I don't even want to go take a piss in it, let alone have someone put my computer in there. We have some nasty fucks in my office.
At my old job someone had explosive shit. It would even be stuck to the bottom of the seat.
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Old 09-30-2011, 01:16 AM   #9
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Our bathroom was covered in shit yesterday. I don't even want to go take a piss in it, let alone have someone put my computer in there. We have some nasty fucks in my office.
Ever see a track restroom after a bunch of racers got done with it? Pfffffffffffffffffffttt

That computer wouldn't get touched by me again. No way. Ick.

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Old 09-29-2011, 04:31 PM   #10
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That looks like my study room.
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