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Old 09-24-2009, 05:38 PM   #1
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But racial profiling too???

Now introducing Marlboro's new menthol....

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Old 09-24-2009, 05:44 PM   #2
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I don't get it...
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Old 09-24-2009, 05:50 PM   #3
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Glad I'm not the only one.
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:09 PM   #4
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The Marlboro "Blend" is obviously aimed at Tigger and Paul.

And Obama.

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Old 09-24-2009, 06:11 PM   #5
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Paul's black? Damn this whole time I thought tigger was our only token black guy?

Are there any other Jews here? Because I dont want to loose my status as teh token jew boy.
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Old 09-24-2009, 06:15 PM   #6
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Paul's black? Damn this whole time I thought tigger was our only token black guy?

Are there any other Jews here? Because I dont want to loose my status as teh token jew boy.
Ssssh! Paul and Tigger are "mixed race", but we don't talk about that at the dinner table.

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Old 09-24-2009, 06:20 PM   #7
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You're jewish...there is so many jokes I want to make right now and I can't cause I got to obey my own rules. This sucks...
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Old 09-24-2009, 10:19 PM   #8
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Yeh but me being jewish automatically gives me a free pass on the jew jokes

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Oh boo fucking hoo.

I'm the King of the Jews, AND the head cheerleader for the entire Christian mind set.

Now look at me. Hands are all fucked up, big ole' freaking hole in my side, feet hurt, can't use a condom, and even if if did, my old man would get her pregnant just to fuck with me.

To top it all off, I can't even make fun of Mormons now. MORMONS! FUCKING MORMONS!

You're right. This does suck.

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Are there any other Jews here? Because I dont want to loose my status as teh token jew boy.
My husband is partly Jewish...he has a Jew nose, but his last name is of German descent.
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