You might be a ____ if ___?

[dReWpY]

Everyone has heard the "you might a redneck jokes...", so lets hear some of your "you might be jokes"...


You might be a guy if you have ever cut your finger nails with tin snips

You might be a guy if you flick the bug into the chili cause of the added protein.

You might be a squid if your going to take care chicken strips means a run to pop eyes.

You might be a pwhore if you : lol: on aim

these are kinda weak, but they make me laugh so stfu and post some good ones

[Rider]

You might be bored if you've ever created a "you might be...." thread.

[Rider]

You might be addicted to riding if you've ever sat around waiting to ride in your riding boots.

[Mrs. Colleen]

Someone said this to my husband once...
You may be a gear head if you have a $50k car in your garage but your 40 year old microwave does not work properly.

[t-homo]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen

Someone said this to my husband once...
You may be a gear head if you have a $50k car in your garage but your 40 year old microwave does not work properly.

you have to sacrifice somewhere.

[Mr Lefty]

I get caught using : lol: all the damn time... but guess me being a doesn't suprise anyone...