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Old 05-01-2009, 11:15 PM   #1
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Default I know I posted this before but this one cracked me up

http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

becuz ur daughter needs 2 know what scholarships 2 apply 4
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feed your dogs root beer it will make them grow large and then you can ride them and pet the motorcycle while drinking root beer
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:20 PM   #2
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wow, just wow....
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Old 05-01-2009, 11:36 PM   #3
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Old 05-02-2009, 09:29 PM   #4
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We license people to drive and I paid $200 for a CCW permit, but people have kids all the time and nobody does anything.
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Old 05-02-2009, 10:37 PM   #5
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We license people to drive and I paid $200 for a CCW permit, but people have kids all the time and nobody does anything.
AMEN brother.
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Old 05-04-2009, 02:18 AM   #6
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Over populating this planet one bastard child at a time. That was mean.
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