Sorry ladies, no cunning linguist tonight...

pauldun170 · 10-04-2011, 01:26 PM

...until you prove ya got a clean cooch

pauldun170 · 10-04-2011, 01:28 PM

there are workarounds however...

Captain Morgan · 10-04-2011, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170

there are workarounds however...

Edit: after reading the article, I'm a bit worried...

AquaPython · 10-04-2011, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

Edit: after reading the article, I'm a bit worried...

in that case, you better double saran-wrap your tongue.

defector · 10-04-2011, 03:21 PM

Where's that Life cereal guy when you need him?

Apoc · 10-04-2011, 03:30 PM

That aint scary enopugh to stop me from eating pussy.

Captain Morgan · 10-04-2011, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc

That aint scary enopugh to stop me from eating pussy.

As much as I've eaten in the past, I wouldn't be surprised if I develop throat cancer, knowing the prevalence of HPV. Hope I don't, cause I knew a guy who died of throat cancer, and it wasn't pretty.

tommymac · 10-04-2011, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

As much as I've eaten in the past, I wouldn't be surprised if I develop throat cancer, knowing the prevalence of HPV. Hope I don't, cause I knew a guy who died of throat cancer, and it wasn't pretty.

its only a few strains of HPV you need to worry about. You can also get ghonorrhea and chlamydia in the throat from the same way.

Smittie61984 · 10-04-2011, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by tommymac

its only a few strains of HPV you need to worry about. You can also get ghonorrhea and chlamydia in the throat from the same way.

Damn, this just reminded me of an old man I use to work with at my old construction job. The guy was about 160years old and didn't have any teeth, couldn't read/write (unless you wrote his name or "money"), and just an old school hustler. He'd tell stories about getting BJs for picking up some KFC, buy $100 of food stamps for $50 by buying alcohol/smokes, etc.

This fucker had some "fool proof" STD preventions. One day he was telling a story about "fuckin dis bitch". We asked if he used a rubber and he said no and said she was clean. We asked him how he knew. "oh, she had a church hat on" was his answer.

But if he did get something he'd go "no worries, just put some green "kamonia" on it" which we think stood for green ammonia.

If that fucker didn't die form throat cancer due to eating nasty pussy, then no one will. Or he just had so many STDs that all the STDs where fighting each other for real estate.

Regardless, you know you "have to lick it before you stick it".

Gas Man · 10-04-2011, 06:03 PM

Oh fock!

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