I thought this was a joke but it's not

derf · 03-01-2009, 04:56 AM

www.erectmed.com

There was a comercial on TV for this thing. I didn't believe it but it's true but it is.

Gentlemen, would any of you actually use this or would you just go get some cialis?

Lamnidae · 03-01-2009, 07:36 AM

*scratches head*

is the thing just a pump???? Reads that way.

askmrjesus · 03-01-2009, 09:15 AM

I think I have it figured out;

"Rejoyn's Vacuum Therapy Systems include the following;"

penile tube (Self-explanatory.)

pump head with a safety release valve (Don't buy the cheap model with no safety valve, you could blow your dick off.)

ring loading cone (Why put rings around your dick the old fashioned way?)

adapter bushing (Keeps guys with tiny dicks from rattling around in the penile tube.)

lubricant (Well, yeah!)

support ring (Like a support group, but less embarassing.)

JC

derf · 03-01-2009, 11:12 AM

There was a comercial and I laughed my ass off for the 2 minutes it was on at 3am. And then there was a website too. I didnt think it was real while I was watching the comercial but it is, and its a penis pump

Racerboy · 03-01-2009, 11:19 AM

$189 and its actually on back order!!!

Lamnidae · 03-01-2009, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Racerboy

$189 and its actually on back order!!!

Wonder if they have a "notify me when this product becomes available" option.

Could order one and drop ship it to Ebbs. It'd give him something to do other than being a postwhore.

03-01-2009, 04:56 AM	#1
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	I thought this was a joke but it's not www.erectmed.com There was a comercial on TV for this thing. I didn't believe it but it's true but it is. Gentlemen, would any of you actually use this or would you just go get some cialis? __________________

03-01-2009, 09:15 AM	#3
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	I think I have it figured out; "Rejoyn's Vacuum Therapy Systems include the following;" penile tube (Self-explanatory.) pump head with a safety release valve (Don't buy the cheap model with no safety valve, you could blow your dick off.) ring loading cone (Why put rings around your dick the old fashioned way?) adapter bushing (Keeps guys with tiny dicks from rattling around in the penile tube.) lubricant (Well, yeah!) support ring (Like a support group, but less embarassing.) JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

03-01-2009, 11:12 AM	#4
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	There was a comercial and I laughed my ass off for the 2 minutes it was on at 3am. And then there was a website too. I didnt think it was real while I was watching the comercial but it is, and its a penis pump __________________

03-01-2009, 11:19 AM	#5
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