Tell her you heard it on Oprah....

neebelung · 03-19-2008, 09:05 AM

Gentlemen, are you wishing your wife/girlfriend/s.o. would give up the goods more often? Do you find yourself begging to get it more than a couple times a week? Well, I think I have your answer.

Last night after the news was over, we flipped by a repeat of "Oprah." She has Dr. Oz (??) on, and he was explaning that men who have sex 4 times a week live longer than those who get sex less often.

So there ya go! If your wife/girlfriend loves you and wants to keep you around longer, tell her to give it up more often! And since so many women take Oprah's word as gospel, it'll be a cinch!

And you single guys? This could work for you, too.... Picture this, you're out at a bar or restaurant, there's an attractive woman who catches your eye. Saunter up and tell her:

"I need to have sex today."
"Umm... why?"
"Because I didn't have any yesterday..."
"....So?"
"You don't understand.... if I don't have sex every other day, I will die a premature death. Do you want that guilt on your shoulders?"

How can you fail with logic like that?

azoomm · 03-19-2008, 09:23 AM

I've never understood the need to beg.

neebelung · 03-19-2008, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

I've never understood the need to beg.

Nor have I

(but obviously husbands of Oprah fans do

)

azoomm · 03-19-2008, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by neebelung

Nor have I

(but obviously husbands of Oprah fans do

)

I mean, sex will cure any headache... and clears the head so you can sleep... great workout... and so much more. Maybe we should just write up a list for the guys on the forum?

Sidenote: Evan's flight lands at 11:40 :nana:

neebelung · 03-19-2008, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

Sidenote: Evan's flight lands at 11:40 :nana:

Bow chicka wah wah!!

itgirl · 03-19-2008, 09:54 AM

no thanks. i wanna be a rich, young widow.

just kidding.

Mistress Maygin · 03-19-2008, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by azoomm

I mean, sex will cure any headache... and clears the head so you can sleep... great workout... and so much more. Maybe we should just write up a list for the guys on the forum?

Sidenote: Evan's flight lands at 11:40 :nana:

Not ANY headache, usually tensions headaches. A sinus headache, not so much. but I see your point

Sex is teh awesome!

Well, when it's good. Sex that only lasts a few minutes and the clean up afterwards takes longer...not so much.

I'm not sure if it was the same study they were quoting, but men who masturbate more often avoid prostate cancer. So if they were just referring to prostate cancer and the likelihood of getting it, then guys could always jus masturbate. Actually intercourse isn't need. :P

Beefcake Morris · 03-19-2008, 11:55 AM

[QUOTE=Mistress Maygin;19488]Well, when it's good. Sex that only lasts a few minutes and the clean up afterwards takes longer...not so much.

Dam how long does it take to clean up and what kind of sex are you having where the clean up takes a while.

I mean it only takes me like a min. to put away the swing and the whips.

neebelung · 03-19-2008, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mistress Maygin

Not ANY headache, usually tensions headaches. A sinus headache, not so much.

Splittin hairs like that, no wonder you have headaches!

(j/k)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mistress Maygin

Well, when it's good. Sex that only lasts a few minutes and the clean up afterwards takes longer...not so much.

QUICKIES ROCK!!!!!!! (no, not ALL the time, but there's definitely something to be said for a dirty, sweaty quickie!!!)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mistress Maygin

I'm not sure if it was the same study they were quoting, but men who masturbate more often avoid prostate cancer. So if they were just referring to prostate cancer and the likelihood of getting it, then guys could always jus masturbate. Actually intercourse isn't need. :P

It wasn't referring to one specific study as far as I know. Probably more about the general knowledge that happier, content people live longer.

People who have more sex = more content.
People who have more sex have more endorphins released = happier.

You could even go so far as to say, people who get more sex at home might be less likely to cheat, and therefore will live longer (since their wife won't find them in bed with someone else and subsequently murder them

)

I mean, really, we don't need scientists to tell us that we'll all be happier if we have more sex, do we? We know it!!! (I was merely posting it for the guys whose wives/GFs haven't yet arrived at that conclusion, ya know, to help them out!

)

DLIT · 03-19-2008, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mistress Maygin

Not ANY headache, usually tensions headaches. A sinus headache, not so much. but I see your point

Sex is teh awesome!

Well, when it's good. Sex that only lasts a few minutes and the clean up afterwards takes longer...not so much.

I'm not sure if it was the same study they were quoting, but men who masturbate more often avoid prostate cancer. So if they were just referring to prostate cancer and the likelihood of getting it, then guys could always jus masturbate. Actually intercourse isn't need. :P

With my time here in Korea (383 days), I should never, ever, ever, ever get prostate cancer then.

03-19-2008, 09:05 AM	#1
neebelung Ornery, scandalous & evil Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville, FL Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1 Posts: 5,962	Tell her you heard it on Oprah.... Gentlemen, are you wishing your wife/girlfriend/s.o. would give up the goods more often? Do you find yourself begging to get it more than a couple times a week? Well, I think I have your answer. Last night after the news was over, we flipped by a repeat of "Oprah." She has Dr. Oz (??) on, and he was explaning that men who have sex 4 times a week live longer than those who get sex less often. So there ya go! If your wife/girlfriend loves you and wants to keep you around longer, tell her to give it up more often! And since so many women take Oprah's word as gospel, it'll be a cinch! And you single guys? This could work for you, too.... Picture this, you're out at a bar or restaurant, there's an attractive woman who catches your eye. Saunter up and tell her: "I need to have sex today." "Umm... why?" "Because I didn't have any yesterday..." "....So?" "You don't understand.... if I don't have sex every other day, I will die a premature death. Do you want that guilt on your shoulders?" How can you fail with logic like that? Last edited by neebelung; 03-19-2008 at 09:07 AM..

03-19-2008, 09:23 AM	#2
azoomm moderator chick Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Hill Country TX Moto: Pasta Rockets Posts: 8,917	I've never understood the need to beg. __________________ We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"? Come Play at the Track!! http://www.elitetrackdays.com

03-19-2008, 11:55 AM	#8
Beefcake Morris Trailer Queen Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Jacksonville Moto: 2008 All black GSXR 1000 Posts: 54	[QUOTE=Mistress Maygin;19488]Well, when it's good. Sex that only lasts a few minutes and the clean up afterwards takes longer...not so much. Dam how long does it take to clean up and what kind of sex are you having where the clean up takes a while. I mean it only takes me like a min. to put away the swing and the whips.