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Old 04-24-2009, 12:42 PM   #1
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I'm on hold with the IRS.

They have a question about the legitimacy of claiming tequila as a business expense, (seemed reasonable to me...)

So, after pressing 1 for English (there's no Portuguese option) and entering my Tax Payer ID #, they cranked up the "on hold" music.

What's playing? A little mid-seventies Elton John perhaps?

No. It's the Nutcracker Suite.

Cute. Assholes.

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Old 04-24-2009, 12:45 PM   #2
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I'm on hold with the IRS.

They have a question about the legitimacy of claiming tequila as a business expense, (seemed reasonable to me...)

So, after pressing 1 for English (there's no Portuguese option) and entering my Tax Payer ID #, they cranked up the "on hold" music.

What's playing? A little mid-seventies Elton John perhaps?

No. It's the Nutcracker Suite.

Cute. Assholes.

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Old 04-24-2009, 12:56 PM   #3
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bwahahahaha...just hold your breath when they start with the water...

Tequila IS a business expense, so long as you were engaged in business at the time of consumption!
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Old 04-24-2009, 01:00 PM   #4
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OH snap... Go Rae with the reasons!

What did the IRS say?
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What did the IRS say?
Nothing yet, I'm still on hold.

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I was at BWW's with an attorney friend of mine for a Monday Night Football game. We asked him about a case he was working on. He picked up the entire tab for the evening because we were "talking business". So I can see how Tequila can be a legitimate expense as long and you were talking work at the time.
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My parents once put an entire vacation as a business expense since it was with another couple they worked with. Got away with it free and clear.
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Tequila IS a business expense, so long as you were engaged in business at the time of consumption!
That's what I thought too.

I can't do this shit sober, it makes my head hurt.

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TRULY!! A "working" lunch/dinner outing, treating the employees and discussing work, it totally counts!!
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its 20 mins later!!

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