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Ornery, scandalous & evil
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Jacksonville, FL
Moto: 2004 Scarlet R1
Posts: 5,962
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Shamlessly stolen from our local board:
June 2002, Georgia: An EMT in southern Georgia was part of the unit that responded to a call from Coffee County late one night. They arrived on the scene and found a severely injured man lying at the edge of a field. His stomach had been completely torn open, and he was covered with lacerations and bruises. He also had a prominent tire tread across his chest. The injured man's companion showed up in a racing model ATV vehicle, clearly intoxicated, and gave the following account. Imagine this tale being recited in a deep Georgian accent: He and his injured friend had been drinkin' and ridin' around the field on the three-wheeled ATV, when they sighted a stand of deer in their headlights. The friend, riding the back as a passenger, was struck with a great idea. "Hey man," he said, "If you quarter off one a those deer, betcha I can bulldog 'im." The driver thought this was an entertaining idea, so he proceeded to isolate a buck and race him down. His intoxicated passenger proceeded to leap from the ATV, grab the buck by the antlers, and perform an excellent example of this rodeo sport. He pinned the animal's head to the ground, but that's when things went wrong. The buck, less docile than a steer, simply got up, threw his head back, and tore his assailant's belly open. The deer then proceeded to stomp, kick, and butt him for good measure. The EMTs noticed that this information accounted all of the injuries except one. When they asked the driver about the tire track across his injured friend's chest, he responded: "Well how else was I s'posed to git the deer off 'im?" |
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#2 |
ICON FTW!!!
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: VA, but currently in the sand
Moto: 00GSXR6
Posts: 1,380
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#3 |
WSB Champion
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Springfield, MO
Posts: 7,146
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God i love hicks.
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#4 |
WERA Yellow Plate
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Lake Murray, South Carolina
Moto: 2005 Hayabusa
Posts: 625
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Typical of our locals !!!
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Ride Naked.
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Flat and Straight ND
Moto: 08 BUELL 1125R, 05 SV650S
Posts: 7,916
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Nice
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#6 |
TWFix Legend
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Denver CO
Moto: 01 BMW F650GS Dakar
Posts: 15,677
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#7 |
Forum Coach
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Location: GA
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600
Posts: 7,419
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Oh lordy, I can just hear some of my own family members telling that one...
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Victim of Blazer Rapage
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Talkeetna, AK
Moto: 06 GSXR 600
Posts: 1,707
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Thats a good one. I wouldn't be too surprised to hear first hand accounts of that story the next time I got into the Waffle House. Gotta love the locals.
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Moto GP Star
Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 12,156
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#10 |
Letzroll
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Lake Norman area, NC
Moto: 07 Red R1 & 07 Blue R6
Posts: 5,265
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Watch out for Kid Rock in the Waffle House !!
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