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Old 07-15-2009, 09:52 AM   #1
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Default Natalie Portman FTW

Better-looking than Megan Fox, with a better attitude and better brain as well

Oh, and Thor FTW

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Old 07-15-2009, 09:53 AM   #2
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Sooooo hot!
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Old 07-15-2009, 09:57 AM   #3
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Natalie Portman is my favorite Natalie Portman.
I like her more than Natalie Portman.
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:03 AM   #4
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She's alright. I know I wouldn't be able to be around her very long and would probably end up smacking upside the head with a baseball bat to shut her up. Duct tape her mouth shut and all would be good though.
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She's cute - I wouldn't say she's HOT but she's definitely cute.
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Old 07-15-2009, 10:32 AM   #6
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I think when she would launch into her whole PETA speech, I would pop a cap in her and find someone to cook her up so we could all enjoy a little portman. Anyone up for some smoked Natalie Portman?
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I think when she would launch into her whole PETA speech, I would pop a cap in her and find someone to cook her up so we could all enjoy a little portman. Anyone up for some smoked Natalie Portman?
Ok...while your murdering your Natalie Portman and going cannibal.

I'll be converting to Judiasm right before I go driving away in the Ferrari she bought me...on my way to pick up the wine that will be kicking off the Natalie Portman sex.

when the sex tape hits...you'll shit bricks
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I'd have no objections to eating Natalie Portman!

We can skip the killing and cooking part though.
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She's alright. I know I wouldn't be able to be around her very long and would probably end up smacking upside the head with a baseball bat to shut her up. Duct tape her mouth shut and all would be good though.
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Better-looking than Megan Fox, with a better attitude and better brain as well

Oh, and Thor FTW

http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies....cast-thor39-ap
I was always into Norse mythology so Thor was easily one of my favorite comic books.
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