Why are men such silly freaks?

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Originally Posted by Ninjakel

How the fuck did I miss this thread?

no shit..me to

[fnfalman]

Originally Posted by speedylocksmith

It's very simple. We men like to score even when we're too old and can't get it up any more (thank God for Viagra and the likes).

We like to score with any chick that would say yes, eight to eighty, blind, crippled and crazy.

HOWEVER, we do have our druthers. When we're young, we would prefer older babes and when we're old we prefer younger babes.

BUT in the end, we'd hit it with anything that moves, walks or crawls.

And yes, we LIE out of our asses in order to score. Whenever I bust the move on a prospective chick, it goes something like this:

1) Older chicks - "yeah, I know what you mean, I can't stand the shrillings of the younger girls. I prefer a woman who is mature like yourself, who's not afraid of life, who knows what she wants in a man and has a mind of her own."

2) Younger chicks - "Other guys wanted the older women? Let them. I prefer to be with you. You with all your vitality, your vivacity, your vigors...your zest for life. You invigorate me with your free spirit. The older women have let life beatened them down and become too guarded. The windows to their souls are sealed shut."

Get it?

[FT BSTRD]

The item in question, sex, has uneven value between men and women.


Men spend their entire lives trying to secure a free, open, and consistent source of "tang". We are willing to live places we hate, see movies we hate, eat food we hate, stop seeing friends we love, wear stupid clothes that no heterosexual man should be caught dead in, work endless hours at a job we loathe, and spend money we don't have just to try to secure this resource. It's like gold.

Women on the other hand know that unless they are deformed, morbidly obease, oozing pus, or have a head like a catcher's mit they can get sex just about anywhere at any time. Ultimately, then, sex becomes a worthless comodity to women (unless they are horny).


The fastest way to turn a man into a bitter, hateful fucker is to cut him off for months/years on end.

The fastest way to turn a woman into a bitter, hateful fucker is to treat her like a hole in the mattress.



The only person who knows with 100% certainty if you are getting "lucky" tonight is the woman.

[JARVIS518]

sounds like a good time

[OneSickPsycho]

Originally Posted by fnfalman

Those men are LYING to you.

Absofuckinglutely... I've never.... NEVER seen ANY guy look at a younger girl and go, "fuck that shit, she's too perky and taut... I need me a bitch that's more weathered."

[Papa_Complex]

Originally Posted by OneSickPsycho

Absofuckinglutely... I've never.... NEVER seen ANY guy look at a younger girl and go, "fuck that shit, she's too perky and taut... I need me a bitch that's more weathered."

Perhaps, but afterwards some are known to think, "FUCK! If I hear the word used three times in one sentence one more time, I'm looking for an axe."

PS: I work in a university.

[Mr Lefty]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Perhaps, but afterwards some are known to think, "FUCK! If I hear the word used three times in one sentence one more time, I'm looking for an axe."

PS: I work in a university.

huh? Three times one more time? fuck those fuck'n fucks

[OneSickPsycho]

Maybe he was talking about "like"... Like your penis is pathetically... like small... like you really think you're going to like... like make me feel anything...

[Captain Morgan]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Perhaps, but afterwards some are known to think, "FUCK! If I hear the word used three times in one sentence one more time, I'm looking for an axe."

PS: I work in a university.

Originally Posted by Ebbs15

huh? Three times one more time? fuck those fuck'n fucks

I think he left out the word he was talking about. I'm guessing the word is "like."

[FT BSTRD]

Originally Posted by Papa_Complex

Perhaps, but afterwards some are known to think, "FUCK! If I hear the word used three times in one sentence one more time, I'm looking for an axe."

PS: I work in a university.

At some point in time, between erections, you are going to want to have a conversation and a sandwich.

The 22 year old is probably only capable of the sandwich.