resolutions/goals for 2009

[LOZ]

in 2009....

1- I hope to make good progress towards my degree.

2- I hope to land a permanent job without having to hustle 40 hours and get myself in a better financial situation.

3- I hope to get in a better physical condition. (more volleyball days! )

4- I want to go on a trip out west to a cousin in Arizona and be able to go back to my country for Christmas.



what about you?

[twentyninedollars]

1) Go to Colombia, acquire rare sexually transmitted disease from a den of extra-hot mamaseeters
2) Go to Dominican Republic, do same, but drink exclusively rum
3) Go to Vegas again, and see how many times I can get slapped due to inappropriate come-ons to women
4) Save 25% of my income
5) Move out of Ft Lauderdale, to Miami Beach

If you need some extra ones, consider these!
1. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
3. Read less.
4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.
5. Procrastinate more.
6. Drink. Drink some more.
7. Take up a new habit: smoking.
8. Spend at least $1000 a month on Ladies of the Night.
9. Spend more time at work.
10. Take a vacation to someplace important: like to see the largest ball of twine.
11. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
12. Quit giving money & time to charity.
14. Start being superstitious.
15. Have my car lowered and invest in a really loud stereo system. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.
16. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words.
17. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. Only wear white T-shirts with those fashionable yellow stains under the arms.
18. Personal goal: bring back disco.