Check Your Child's Homework

AquaEv77 · 02-06-2009, 07:41 PM

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AquaEv77 · 02-06-2009, 07:41 PM

(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day)

Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit.
I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room,
and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me
dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

buzzcutt2 · 02-06-2009, 07:44 PM

She has no ass...I wouldn't tip her a dollar.

Flexin · 02-06-2009, 07:45 PM

James

julie j · 02-06-2009, 07:46 PM

There's one for the scrapbook.

Dave · 02-06-2009, 08:10 PM

so what? fuck the teacher let her think whatever she wants lol

njchopper87 · 02-06-2009, 08:11 PM

Priceless.

rogue · 02-06-2009, 08:14 PM

Proof how things can be easily misconstrued.

racedoll · 02-08-2009, 07:21 PM

I love it!

2up · 02-08-2009, 08:31 PM

I am so happy this was posted!! I got this in an email the other day and the picture didn't come through, just the note mom wrote to the teacher! It was funny anyway, but WAY funnier with the picture!

02-06-2009, 07:41 PM	#2
AquaEv77 SPEED RACER Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Florida Posts: 377	(Here's the reply the teacher received the following day) Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in. Sincerely, Mrs. Smith __________________ My Favorite Vibrator is My Motorcycle Don't confuse my sweetness for weakness http://www.myspace.com/aquaev77 Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love. Need a Diaper Cake? http://diapercakes-n-candles.blogspot.com/

02-06-2009, 07:45 PM	#4
Flexin AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Halifax, Nova Scotia Posts: 2,698	James __________________ "Bust a nut inside your eye, to show you where I come from" "f youre horny, lets do it, Ride it, my pony, My saddles waitin, Come and jump on it, If youre horny, lets do it" "I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot" "Round two, I'm down to Do, what it takes to make you Understand I'm the Candyman And I melt in your mouth, not in your hands Hard as rock, yes I'm no sucka The boots I knock make me one bad mutha"

02-06-2009, 08:10 PM	#6
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	so what? fuck the teacher let her think whatever she wants lol __________________ TWF Post whore #6

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02-06-2009, 07:44 PM	#3
buzzcutt2 Fuzznutz Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Palm Beach Gardens, FL Moto: 98 ZX9 Posts: 999	She has no ass...I wouldn't tip her a dollar.

02-06-2009, 07:46 PM	#5
julie j WERA Yellow Plate Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Lynnwood, WA Moto: F650GS & XT250 Posts: 666	There's one for the scrapbook.

02-06-2009, 08:11 PM	#7
njchopper87 Bored Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Sumter, SC Moto: '01 Spirit 750 Posts: 1,535	Priceless.

02-08-2009, 07:21 PM	#9
racedoll AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR Posts: 3,392	I love it!

02-08-2009, 08:31 PM	#10
2up Waiting for Hello Kitty! Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Arizona Moto: Nothing ATM, which makes me want to cry. Posts: 810	I am so happy this was posted!! I got this in an email the other day and the picture didn't come through, just the note mom wrote to the teacher! It was funny anyway, but WAY funnier with the picture!