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05-06-2009, 12:52 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
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Blamo!
Big ass lightening bolt went shooting sideways off the mountain next to me about a half hour ago. (I was standing on my front porch at the time)
Saw smoke a few minutes later, called it in to 911, and drove down to see if I could help. Ummm, no:   My neighbors shop is fubar, but nobody hurt. Going into town to buy a lightening rod... Hey dad, you missed me again, asshole. JC
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05-06-2009, 12:56 PM
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moderator chick
  
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Hill Country TX
Moto: Pasta Rockets
Posts: 8,917
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Holy Crap.
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05-06-2009, 12:57 PM
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AMA Supersport
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Sydney
Moto: '98 Honda Fireblade
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05-06-2009, 12:57 PM
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Forum Coach
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: GA
Moto: 2006 GSXR 600
Posts: 7,419
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 How did that happen? I thought lightning went for the tallest objects? Ive never lived in the mountains tho, is this common?
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05-06-2009, 12:59 PM
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Imported from Detroit
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Michigan
Moto: 2001 Suzuki TL1000R
Posts: 989
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Dont you have a beeper for that? Or is it some hillbilly diety way of playing tag between you and your all mighty poppa?
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05-06-2009, 01:05 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: on the run
Moto: '09 HD superglide, 16 Yamaha FZ 09
Posts: 2,749
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I found it funny when I went to town to eat at a bar and grill in a town of 300 and the waitress said "oh you guys live out in the country". |
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05-06-2009, 01:05 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
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I heard a big crack in the woods, and the lightening just went zooming across the valley in front of me. JC
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05-06-2009, 01:09 PM
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Get Fit...or Get OUT
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: KS
Moto: 07 M109-R
Posts: 1,993
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05-06-2009, 01:17 PM
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Sham WOW
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ATX
Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098
Posts: 2,741
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Shit, dude, what did you do to piss the old man off?
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05-06-2009, 01:18 PM
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Soul Man
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Everywhere, all the time.
Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit).
Posts: 6,481
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He ought to just retire. It's not like he needs the money. JC
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