06-29-2009, 03:27 PM | #11 |
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06-29-2009, 04:55 PM | #12 |
Letzroll
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Lake Norman area, NC
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Well I have three off-color...ok sick punchlines...that I saw elsewhere because I would never be this coldhearted to come up with...
1. "Hey anyone seen Carradine ? " "Yeah...he's hanging around in the closet." 2. "Hey I wonder if Patrick Swayze will be joining us soon ? " 3. Ok while sitting in the hottub there is a loud muffled sound and then a bubble floats to the top full of semen and Mays looks at McMahon and says... "Alright guys... who farted?" McMahon replies..."had to be Farrah or Michael !!" |
06-29-2009, 05:28 PM | #13 |
Fuzznutz
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Palm Beach Gardens, FL
Moto: 98 ZX9
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06-29-2009, 09:22 PM | #14 |
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
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I'm gonna burn but,
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I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away. |
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