Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped Penis

derf · 09-25-2009, 12:07 AM

http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/lo...-61110862.html

It's unlikely anybody on the Costa Mesa Fire Department's Urban Search and Rescue team signed up for this.
The highly trained team usually responds to calls involving people trapped in structures and vehicles. On Tuesday, squad members responded to a trapped penis.
In an ill-conceived attempt to increase the size of his member, a man placed his penis through the "hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener," according to the Daily Pilot. The fasteners are used to secure weight plates on dumbbell bars.
"They said his comment was, 'This will make me the chief of my tribe,'" Costa Mesa Battalion Chief Scott Broussard told the Pilot.

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It did -- if becoming chief of the tribe means restricting blood flow and causing one's penis to swell to the point that the device cannot be removed. When he arrived at Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian in Newport Beach, doctors tried to convince the man he needed immediate treatment.
That's where the multi-skilled urban search and rescue team and a surgical saw came in. The Pilot reported that squad members cut through the inch-thick ring -- producing sparks that flew across the room -- during a two-hour process.
"They also slid a little piece of metal between the collar and his thing, so if it slipped past it wouldn’t hit his thing," Broussard told the Pilot.
Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, told the OC Register that the man's penis remained fully intact.

tached1000rr · 09-25-2009, 12:08 AM

man....SIZE MATTERS!!!!!!!!

derf · 09-25-2009, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by tached1000rr

man....

yup

BobTheBiker · 09-25-2009, 12:16 AM

ROFL thats just too funny, but at the same time, kinda sad. DUMBASS!

tached1000rr · 09-25-2009, 12:17 AM

Can you imagine the conversation and ribbing back at the fire/rescue station?

101lifts2 · 09-25-2009, 03:05 AM

I know exactly what type of collar this dude used..lol

BobTheBiker · 09-25-2009, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by 101lifts2

I know exactly what type of collar this dude used..lol

let me guess, these guys had to cut one off yours too?

OneSickPsycho · 09-25-2009, 10:02 AM

I met a guy once who tried to piss in someone's gas tank, ending up getting his peter caught in the metal flap thingy inside the hole...

Kaneman · 09-25-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by BobTheBiker

let me guess, these guys had to cut one off yours too?

Nah, it never got quite big enough to get stuck.

Smittie61984 · 09-25-2009, 10:07 PM

09-25-2009, 12:07 AM	#1
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	Rescue Team Uses Saw to Free Trapped Penis http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/lo...-61110862.html It's unlikely anybody on the Costa Mesa Fire Department's Urban Search and Rescue team signed up for this. The highly trained team usually responds to calls involving people trapped in structures and vehicles. On Tuesday, squad members responded to a trapped penis. In an ill-conceived attempt to increase the size of his member, a man placed his penis through the "hole of a steel, ring-shaped dumbbell weight fastener," according to the Daily Pilot. The fasteners are used to secure weight plates on dumbbell bars. "They said his comment was, 'This will make me the chief of my tribe,'" Costa Mesa Battalion Chief Scott Broussard told the Pilot. Weird News Photos Top News Photos It did -- if becoming chief of the tribe means restricting blood flow and causing one's penis to swell to the point that the device cannot be removed. When he arrived at Hoag Memorial Hospital Presbyterian in Newport Beach, doctors tried to convince the man he needed immediate treatment. That's where the multi-skilled urban search and rescue team and a surgical saw came in. The Pilot reported that squad members cut through the inch-thick ring -- producing sparks that flew across the room -- during a two-hour process. "They also slid a little piece of metal between the collar and his thing, so if it slipped past it wouldn’t hit his thing," Broussard told the Pilot. Keith Jones, deputy fire chief in Costa Mesa, told the OC Register that the man's penis remained fully intact. __________________

09-25-2009, 12:08 AM	#2
tached1000rr WERA White Plate Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: NC Moto: 2009 GSXR 1300 Posts: 2,448	man....SIZE MATTERS!!!!!!!! Last edited by tached1000rr; 09-25-2009 at 12:26 AM..

09-25-2009, 12:17 AM	#5
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09-25-2009, 12:16 AM	#4
BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	ROFL thats just too funny, but at the same time, kinda sad. DUMBASS!

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OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	I met a guy once who tried to piss in someone's gas tank, ending up getting his peter caught in the metal flap thingy inside the hole...

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