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Old 11-13-2009, 05:31 PM   #11
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I wouldn't mind having a few minutes to have a "conversation" with him. He wouldn't have much to say to me since everything I own I bought with my money, from my job, from my education. I would also have no problems challenging him to a driving skills test, IQ test, etc. That woman's problem is that she lacks confidence in herself and it is sad. (and all too common).

And if all else fails, I'll just shoot his ass and leave him in the dumpster. Doubt anyone will miss him anyways
Shes in the audience of the Dr Phil show, what does that tell you

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Old 11-13-2009, 05:33 PM   #12
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"Men are better than women. Having sex with women is basically a form bestiality; albeit a socially condoned one. And it always will be. At least until they invent a word for having sex with someone who is mildly retarded."
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Old 11-13-2009, 05:34 PM   #13
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"Men are better than women. Having sex with women is basically a form bestiality; albeit a socially condoned one. And it always will be. At least until they invent a word for having sex with someone who is mildly retarded."
man you are on a roll today

But thanx for making the last hr or 3 of my shift here go by quicker

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Old 11-13-2009, 09:47 PM   #14
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"If you'd hit the treadmill you'd be at the front"


wow

My first comeback was, "Whatever bitch, I see you still got in line!"

Wow, this is one of those insult every group days, I see...
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:12 PM   #15
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The other day something was on TV, and my GF commented "men suck", and I replied "yeah, it's a shame we fucking made everything you see and use, huh?".
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:13 PM   #16
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The other day something was on TV, and my GF commented "men suck", and I replied "yeah, it's a shame we fucking made everything you see and use, huh?".
Considering women have a HUGE presence in most manufacturing warehouses/production lines, I would say that isn't necessarily the case.
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Old 11-13-2009, 10:16 PM   #17
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They assemble shit? Yeah, but men invented that shit.

I hope you realize I'm (half) kidding.

I was actually watching "How It's Made" a few minutes ago, and they said that a woman invented the windshield wiper.

...So I guess men didn't invent everything...just most everything.

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Old 11-13-2009, 10:49 PM   #18
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They assemble shit? Yeah, but men invented that shit.

I hope you realize I'm (half) kidding.

I was actually watching "How It's Made" a few minutes ago, and they said that a woman invented the windshield wiper.

...So I guess men didn't invent everything...just most everything.

Yea but a guy invented the car.... Oh and we invented intermittent wipers. The roles of women and men have changed and shifted over the millennium.
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Old 11-13-2009, 11:10 PM   #19
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I like this guy. He would be a blast to hang out with. That bitch totally got pwned.
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Old 11-13-2009, 11:24 PM   #20
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And she knew it but claimed not to hear it.......typical.
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