Amazing Quote

racedoll · 11-22-2009, 07:18 PM

Some of you may have seen this, but just in case I wanted to share with those that haven't. (And to see how much crap I can get from the guys...)

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

Homeslice · 11-22-2009, 07:26 PM

Same could be said for men.......

Give them a brick, they'll give you a house
Give them a design, they'll engineer it
Give them a guitar, they'll make music
Give them a bike, they'll win races with it
Give them a ball, they'll score with it
Give them a gun, they'll defend your life
Give them a job, they'll earn the money you spend

Give them a choice, they'll make your decision

askmrjesus · 11-22-2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by racedoll

(And to see how much crap I can get from the guys...

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Originally Posted by racedoll

Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.

This applies to the number of cats you own, and the number of things you have to re-cycle.

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Originally Posted by racedoll

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

Yeah, thanks for that. I wanted a jet-ski.

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Originally Posted by racedoll

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.

No. She'll give you home projects.

"Honey, can we put a hot tub on the roof?"

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Originally Posted by racedoll

If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

Now your wife is fat. Nice going.

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So, if you give her any crap, be ready to lose a ton of shit!

Fixed.

JC

racedoll · 11-22-2009, 07:47 PM

Good one AMJ, but aren't you the one that created wo-man?

I don't really feel I apply to anything you said above though...

Cats are Erik's
Don't want kids, can't have toys if I have kids.
Home projects, um Erik is the one that wanted to PAY to tile the shower. Instead I tiled.
I'm smaller now than when we got married.
Erik has had more shit than I can count.. something like 9 cars and 4 motorcycles in the 7 years we've been together, not to mention all the "other stuff"

Tsunami · 11-22-2009, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice

Same could be said for men.......

Give them a brick, they'll give you a house
Give them a design, they'll engineer it
Give them a guitar, they'll make music
Give them a bike, they'll win races with it
Give them a ball, they'll score with it
Give them a gun, they'll defend your life
Give them a job, they'll earn the money you spend

Give them a choice, they'll make your decision

I like the last 2. The others ones above that hasn't applied to me yet.

askmrjesus · 11-22-2009, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by racedoll

Good one AMJ, but aren't you the one that created wo-man?

Well it was either that, or name planet Gay World.

"In the beginning, God created the Heavens and Gay World"

It just doesn't sound quite the same.

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Originally Posted by racedoll

I don't really feel I apply to anything you said above though...

Cats are Erik's

And how did Erik score himself such a little hottie wife?

Cats, that's how. I can't believe you fell for that.

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Don't want kids, can't have toys if I have kids.

Well, you could, but if they found them, you'd have to explain them.

That can be embarrassing.

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Originally Posted by racedoll

Home projects, um Erik is the one that wanted to PAY to tile the shower. Instead I tiled.
I'm smaller now than when we got married.
Erik has had more shit than I can count.. something like 9 cars and 4 motorcycles in the 7 years we've been together, not to mention all the "other stuff"

So what is all this "other stuff"?

I wasn't going to bring it up, but....

JC

racedoll · 11-22-2009, 08:27 PM

Gay World huh? Nice.

Not a cat person though I don't dislike them. Don't know why I fell for him. Maybe is was the green bike he had in the garage or when I saw him in full leathers

Pretty much whatever he wants he gets - guns, chain saw, weed eater, etc - even if nothing is wrong with the one he has, just wants something different.. my only stipulation is that he doesn't try to trade me in. That is when he will have some problems.

Papa_Complex · 11-22-2009, 09:10 PM

Give a woman assistance, she'll give you criticism for how the job was done.

Particle Man · 11-22-2009, 10:10 PM

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Give a woman assistance, she'll give you criticism for how the job was done.

you just stated how my day went in one sentence

TommyHotWheel · 11-22-2009, 11:45 PM

Give her a life of ease and whatever she wants...she turns it into alimony and child support.

11-22-2009, 07:18 PM	#1
racedoll AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR Posts: 3,392	Amazing Quote Some of you may have seen this, but just in case I wanted to share with those that haven't. (And to see how much crap I can get from the guys...) Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

11-22-2009, 09:10 PM	#8
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	Give a woman assistance, she'll give you criticism for how the job was done. __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

11-22-2009, 11:45 PM	#10
TommyHotWheel Imported from Detroit Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Michigan Moto: 2001 Suzuki TL1000R Posts: 989	Give her a life of ease and whatever she wants...she turns it into alimony and child support. __________________ Cry Havok! And let slip the hogs of war!

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11-22-2009, 07:26 PM	#2
Homeslice Elitist Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: SF Bay Area Moto: Gix 750 Posts: 11,351	Same could be said for men....... Give them a brick, they'll give you a house Give them a design, they'll engineer it Give them a guitar, they'll make music Give them a bike, they'll win races with it Give them a ball, they'll score with it Give them a gun, they'll defend your life Give them a job, they'll earn the money you spend Give them a choice, they'll make your decision

11-22-2009, 07:47 PM	#4
racedoll AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR Posts: 3,392	Good one AMJ, but aren't you the one that created wo-man? I don't really feel I apply to anything you said above though... Cats are Erik's Don't want kids, can't have toys if I have kids. Home projects, um Erik is the one that wanted to PAY to tile the shower. Instead I tiled. I'm smaller now than when we got married. Erik has had more shit than I can count.. something like 9 cars and 4 motorcycles in the 7 years we've been together, not to mention all the "other stuff"

11-22-2009, 08:27 PM	#7
racedoll AMA Supersport Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: '04 Kawasaki ZX6RR Posts: 3,392	Gay World huh? Nice. Not a cat person though I don't dislike them. Don't know why I fell for him. Maybe is was the green bike he had in the garage or when I saw him in full leathers Pretty much whatever he wants he gets - guns, chain saw, weed eater, etc - even if nothing is wrong with the one he has, just wants something different.. my only stipulation is that he doesn't try to trade me in. That is when he will have some problems.