Resistance was futile....

[Trip]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Virgins don't know what they're missing either.

I don't know about that one, procreation is natural human desire. We know we want to fuck well before we do.

[Homeslice]

I just like arguing with you guys

[Avatard]

Originally Posted by Trip

Stupid people have a lot of fun. There is a reason that people with better education live more stressful lives.

Actually, I know you're right about that.

Being intelligent means you're the guy that tells all your friends their hair-brained ideas won't work. Or that there's about 5 better fucking ways of doing that shit (whatever the fuck it may be). Being smart means you're not much fun. Nobody likes a smart guy.

Being smart can be lonely. Being the only guy in the room that "gets it" isn't fun. Being the motherfucker that always has to explain it, is a pain in the ass.

People don't like to hear that they're wrong, or that there's a better way of doing shit, or that it might even be easier.

Don't fucking backpeddle, brother...preach that motherfucking shit, because you know it's fucking true:

Ignorance is bliss.

This is a time proven fucking rule.

[VatorMan]

Originally Posted by Avatard

Actually, I know you're right about that.

Being intelligent means you're the guy that tells all your friends their hair-brained ideas won't work. Or that there's about 5 better fucking ways of doing that shit (whatever the fuck it may be). Being smart means you're not much fun. Nobody likes a smart guy.

Being smart can be lonely. Being the only guy in the room that "gets it" isn't fun. Being the motherfucker that always has to explain it, is a pain in the ass.

People don't like to hear that they're wrong, or that there's a better way of doing shit, or that it might even be easier.

Don't fucking backpeddle, brother...preach that motherfucking shit, because you know it's fucking true:

Ignorance is bliss.

This is a time proven fucking rule.

Talk about an airtight lip lock on the ass.....

[Avatard]

What, because I agree with Trip on this?

He's wrong about the cars, bruddah, but he's right about the stupid.

[Trip]

Originally Posted by Avatard

What, because I agree with Trip on this?

He's wrong about the cars, bruddah, but he's right about the stupid.

I am not wrong about the cars. Auto is the natural evolution of the automobile. Eventually we will remove the driving aspect of them too. I know you like evolution. If you don't like the feeling of not being in control with an auto, how would you like not driving the thing at all?

[the chi]

At that point, I'd be walking.

I wont even ride on a bike with someone, you think Im letting a computer get me around. No thanks! But I might use that parallel park function if it came on a car. Since thats pretty much the only driving skill I havent managed to master.

But wait, what if its like that movies and they are on rails and really arent cars at all? Would that count as "driving"?

[smileyman]

I dont like automatic. Anything. I wish a for a giant solar flare or EMP bomb would render technology useless so people would take a long look at their selves and how they live their lives.

I hate the idea that my car/bike will correct my inputs to what is mechanically feasable. People who cant see the car in front of them should hit it in my opinion. And if they drift over the line the car should not alert them. Send em over a cliff I say. Thats evolution for you, survival of the fitest.

My bike shouldnt sense lean angle and wheel slip and dial back the throttle bodies. People shouldnt need a weather alert on their I phone, just look up asshole! If I am boneheaded enough to squeeze to hard on the brakes then I expect wheel lock up and a slide, not a pulsing numbness to bring me back to reality. Thats for losers!

My car should not tell me when to shift or how to shift. It shouldnt automatically match my revs on downshifting. My shower control should not save me from scalding hot water. It should allow me to have whatever I request in case I am torturing a suspect!

My radio volume shouldnt increase when I am running 85. If I want it louder I know where the fucking button is. Eyeglasses shouldnt tint themselves when you step out into the sun. Get used to bright lights you fucking basement dwelling cyber geeks.

It is all part of the pussification of our world!!!

[azoomm]

Originally Posted by smileyman

I dont like automatic. Anything. I wish a for a giant solar flare or EMP bomb would render technology useless so people would take a long look at their selves and how they live their lives.

I hate the idea that my car/bike will correct my inputs to what is mechanically feasable. People who cant see the car in front of them should hit it in my opinion. And if they drift over the line the car should not alert them. Send em over a cliff I say. Thats evolution for you, survival of the fitest.

My bike shouldnt sense lean angle and wheel slip and dial back the throttle bodies. People shouldnt need a weather alert on their I phone, just look up asshole! If I am boneheaded enough to squeeze to hard on the brakes then I expect wheel lock up and a slide, not a pulsing numbness to bring me back to reality. Thats for losers!

My car should not tell me when to shift or how to shift. It shouldnt automatically match my revs on downshifting. My shower control should not save me from scalding hot water. It should allow me to have whatever I request in case I am torturing a suspect!

My radio volume shouldnt increase when I am running 85. If I want it louder I know where the fucking button is. Eyeglasses shouldnt tint themselves when you step out into the sun. Get used to bright lights you fucking basement dwelling cyber geeks.

It is all part of the pussification of our world!!!

You just described almost everything I love about my BMW. And, almost everything I love about their new 6. But then, I look at it as the headlight always finds horizon so I get a wall of light so I can see more of the road - and ride a better ride. DCT means that the bike grabs the road better when it slips, it grabs - so I can ride a better ride. ABS means that I know I can have faith in the tires ability to stop the bike which means when there is a panic stop there is no reason to panic, and I can enjoy the ride.

Evolve or die.

[Tmall]

Honestly, unless you all built your own houses. Kill your own food. Or ride horses. STFU about the pussification of the country. You're just as bad.

Can't win a gun duel at high noon? Pussy.
Haven't seen a hanging? Pussy.
Live within three days horse ride of the general store? Pussy...

BTW, disk brake assholes? WTF are they thinking. Drum is where it is at! I also love me some canvas walled tires. And another thing! Fucking seat belts?!?! If you can't stop yourself from going through the windshield at 75mph by holding onto the steering wheel, you're not a man!

Also, I don't have a door on my house. I just punch my way through a new spot in the wall everyday as a man should.