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Old 11-06-2008, 11:41 PM   #41
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Front yard?? WTF do I look like, a plastic flamingo or travelocity gnome???

Please do some 'splainin
I bury bitches in my yard... ugly chicks get the regular shovel and go waaaaayyy out back... regular and pretty hot girls get the chrome shovel and go right out back, just off the porch... Hot ass hoes gets the 24k gold shovel and get buried in the front yard... extra shallow graves, so I can dig them up and play with them later... you know... after they've ripened a bit...
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Old 11-06-2008, 11:42 PM   #42
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No, then they'd know that the reason they had a sore bum after I bought 'em a drink was probably not a coincidence.
You FELL down the STAIRS!!!!!
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Old 11-06-2008, 11:43 PM   #43
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I bury bitches in my yard... ugly chicks get the regular shovel and go waaaaayyy out back... regular and pretty hot girls get the chrome shovel and go right out back, just off the porch... Hot ass hoes gets the 24k gold shovel and get buried in the front yard... extra shallow graves, so I can dig them up and play with them later... you know... after they've ripened a bit...

dude, that is funny as fuck
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I bury bitches in my yard... ugly chicks get the regular shovel and go waaaaayyy out back... regular and pretty hot girls get the chrome shovel and go right out back, just off the porch... Hot ass hoes gets the 24k gold shovel and get buried in the front yard... extra shallow graves, so I can dig them up and play with them later... you know... after they've ripened a bit...
Dude! I'm impressed.

24k for me, if I don't kill you with it first.

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dude, that is funny as fuck
I've missed you LOL
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Old 11-06-2008, 11:44 PM   #45
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Are you calling Seth Petruzzelli a real contender? He was grade C when he was dropped from UFC.
Yeah and he exposed Slice for the hack he is... Imagine Kimbo vs. Couture.
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Old 11-06-2008, 11:45 PM   #46
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You described, in hauntingly accurate detail, the last time I masturbated. Add the George W Bush ballgag and the midgets dressed like Hilary Clinton and Dick Cheney... I'd think you were watching me from your window...
ahhhh... i am home
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awww......me too
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Old 11-06-2008, 11:47 PM   #48
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Dude! I'm impressed.

24k for me, if I don't kill you with it first.



I've missed you LOL
Do not challenge me.
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Old 11-06-2008, 11:48 PM   #49
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Yeah and he exposed Slice for the hack he is... Imagine Kimbo vs. Couture.
Fuck that. In a fight between Miguel Torres vs. Kimbo Slice, my money is on Torres massacring Slice every time, even with the near 1 foot height advantage and 100 pound weight advantage for Slice, because Torres is an animal and Kimbo is a fraud. Kimbo doesn't even stack up against the typical scrub welterweight they throw at GSP for laughs, let alone anyone in heavyweight.
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