Texas Sheriff Test

Racerboy · 01-28-2009, 08:22 PM

Texas Sheriff -

A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Sergeant doing the interview says: 'Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.'

Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: 'Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.'

'Why the rabbit?'

'Great attitude,' says the Sergeant. 'When can you start?'

Cutty72 · 01-28-2009, 08:30 PM

BobTheBiker · 01-28-2009, 08:32 PM

My only questions would be, how many rounds are in it? and can I shoot more than six of each?

askmrjesus · 01-28-2009, 11:08 PM

I'd just shoot the sergeant.

Instant promotion.

JC

Smittie61984 · 01-28-2009, 11:35 PM

Hahahah. That's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

Papa_Complex · 01-29-2009, 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by askmrjesus

I'd just shoot the sergeant.

Instant promotion.

JC

"And we all move up one step in rank."

smileyman · 01-29-2009, 04:20 PM

Thats great. My wife and I were having this conversation last night after seeing rabbit prints in the snow. She made an offhand remark about me not being soft hearted even when I quipped that I couldn't kill the rabbit unless I was hungry.

I had to explain that animals are basically innocent. Even predators do what they have to do without hate or malice, seldom acting unless they are in need.

I further explained that when dealing with a human, with a heart full of hate, malice, lies and deceit, it would be much easier to kill. Once you determine their intent I would have no issue or reservations.

Particle Man · 01-29-2009, 06:16 PM

01-28-2009, 08:22 PM	#1
Racerboy The Other White Meat Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Phoenix, AZ Moto: 1997 Cadillac Seville SLS Posts: 608	Texas Sheriff Test Texas Sheriff - A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed. The Sergeant doing the interview says: 'Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.' Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: 'Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.' 'Why the rabbit?' 'Great attitude,' says the Sergeant. 'When can you start?' __________________ Have you ever wondered if the earth was a mental asylum for people rejected from a planet more sophisticated than ours... www.CheckeredFlagOils.com 954-975-BIKE (2453) 623-850-1OIL (1645)

01-28-2009, 11:08 PM	#4
askmrjesus Soul Man Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Everywhere, all the time. Moto: '0000 Custom Turbo Cross (with jet kit). Posts: 6,481	I'd just shoot the sergeant. Instant promotion. JC __________________ The way things are going, they're gonna crucify me.

01-28-2009, 11:35 PM	#5
Smittie61984 I give Squids a bad name Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Fly Over State Moto: 1996 CBR600 F3 (AKA the Flying Turd) Posts: 4,742	Hahahah. That's funny right there, I don't care who you are. __________________ lifts - R.I.P.

01-29-2009, 04:20 PM	#7
smileyman White Trash Hero Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: NW Arkansas Moto: Buell 1125R Porco Rosso Edition Posts: 4,895	Thats great. My wife and I were having this conversation last night after seeing rabbit prints in the snow. She made an offhand remark about me not being soft hearted even when I quipped that I couldn't kill the rabbit unless I was hungry. I had to explain that animals are basically innocent. Even predators do what they have to do without hate or malice, seldom acting unless they are in need. I further explained that when dealing with a human, with a heart full of hate, malice, lies and deceit, it would be much easier to kill. Once you determine their intent I would have no issue or reservations. __________________ Arkriders.com To be the best you must first be willing to risk the worst!

01-29-2009, 06:16 PM	#8
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	__________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

01-28-2009, 08:32 PM	#3
BobTheBiker too much time on my hands Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: the northern district of god damn Moto: 01 ZX6R, looking for more now. Posts: 1,802	My only questions would be, how many rounds are in it? and can I shoot more than six of each?