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Old 02-14-2009, 09:34 AM   #1
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but please remember 2 things

1- Women can never be truly happy on Valentines day unless you have a penis that is dipped in chocolate, wrapped in money and ejaculates diamonds.

2- Wrap it or clap it
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Old 02-14-2009, 09:55 AM   #2
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Fuck Valentines Day.
Fuck it right in the goddamn ear..
And all you happy couples... fuck you too... pricks...

I may be bitter and single, but I don't have to worry about candy, flowers, teddy bears, dinner reservations, dressing up... any of that.

...on the downside, Steak & a Blowjob Day isn't looking so hot... perhaps I should look into those yoga classes.
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Old 02-14-2009, 10:20 AM   #3
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meh, just another day
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Old 02-14-2009, 11:05 AM   #4
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but please remember 2 things

1- Women can never be truly happy on Valentines day unless you have a penis that is dipped in chocolate, wrapped in money and ejaculates diamonds.

2- Wrap it or clap it
This is not true. I'm a woman that doesn't really care about Valentine's day. I don't request flowers, gifts, card, anything special. Just give me some lovin' and I'm happy. But this is good for any day of the year.

All my husband and I are doing today for v-day is going to this little restaurant for dinner (and hopefully a little love for dessert!). It is a tradition since all the other places are crammed and a 2 hour wait.

I know, I'm not a normal.

BTW - HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO EVERYONE!
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Old 02-14-2009, 12:24 PM   #5
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Bah, humbug!!!

I gotta work through the weekend.
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Old 02-14-2009, 12:35 PM   #6
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Happy stupid holiday, peeps!
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Old 02-14-2009, 12:51 PM   #7
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Bah, humbug!!!

I gotta work through the weekend.
Then you take your girl to work or sneak out for a quicky but goody on lunch break!!! Jeeps had to work to, luckly my schedule allowed me to jump in the big rig with him. I could care less about the holiday just love being with my guy! If the trucks a rock'n don't come knock'n

Happy Day Everyone!
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Old 02-14-2009, 01:32 PM   #8
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Oh, and those of you with ready access to willing nookie... fuck you especially.
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Old 02-14-2009, 01:56 PM   #9
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meh, just another day


Even the Padawans aren't big into V-Day since they've gotten older. They ask "Why do they make a day that you're supposed to show you care about those you love when you're supposed to do that all year anyway?"

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Old 02-14-2009, 02:03 PM   #10
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All I can say is if your boyfriend/husband/whatever needs a calender to remind him that he cares about you. You have a pretty shitty partner. But again that's what women want.
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