Go Back   Two Wheel Fix > General > Off Topic

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-01-2009, 08:24 PM   #1
Librarian
Helmets Optional
 
Librarian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Massajuices
Moto: '85 K100 and a DL650AK9
Posts: 155
Default OMFG! I knew it, I knew it!

Watch porn to get smart

A new study shows young adult women boost their IQ and stand more chances of reaching orgasm if they watch porn.

For the first time, scientists have proven that watching other people have sex does limber up the brain and make it more quick-witted, especially in women.

Researchers at Noitcudes University in Canada reconfirmed what we can only refer to as every man's fantasy at this point.

Read the full story here.
__________________
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
Librarian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2009, 09:21 PM   #2
Particle Man
Custom User Title
 
Particle Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
Default

outstanding
__________________
I'm not "fat."
I'm "Enlarged to show texture."


Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.
Particle Man is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2009, 09:27 PM   #3
Archren
Sham WOW
 
Archren's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: ATX
Moto: 2007 Ducati 1098
Posts: 2,741
Default

Yeah, I beg to differ on that.. at least when my ex had me watching more porn, I didn't get any smarter. Just more brainwashed.
__________________
Photography

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time. It was impossible."
- Hunter S. Thompson, Song of the Sausage Creature

"Be who you are and say what you feel
because those who mind don't matter
and those who matter don't mind."
-Dr. Seuss
Archren is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2009, 09:31 PM   #4
Particle Man
Custom User Title
 
Particle Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Archren View Post
Yeah, I beg to differ on that.. at least when my ex had me watching more porn, I didn't get any smarter. Just more brainwashed.
There's a difference between you watching porn because you want to and you watching porn because the guy you were with was a fucking dick.
__________________
I'm not "fat."
I'm "Enlarged to show texture."


Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.
Particle Man is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2009, 10:53 PM   #5
Avatard
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
 
Avatard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Librarian View Post

Researchers at Noitcudes University in Canada?


Noitcudes=seductioN
I smell parody
__________________
Insert free thought here.
Avatard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2009, 10:54 PM   #6
Particle Man
Custom User Title
 
Particle Man's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Central NY
Moto: 2003 SV650S
Posts: 14,959
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Avatard View Post
Noitcudes=seductioN
I smell parody
oh I'm sure it's complete and utter bullshit but what the hell
__________________
I'm not "fat."
I'm "Enlarged to show texture."


Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.
Particle Man is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2009, 10:55 PM   #7
Avatard
Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon
 
Avatard's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Here to integrity
Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja
Posts: 7,482
Default

How did I spot that? I'm sharp. I've watched a lot of porn.
__________________
Insert free thought here.
Avatard is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2009, 11:25 PM   #8
Librarian
Helmets Optional
 
Librarian's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Massajuices
Moto: '85 K100 and a DL650AK9
Posts: 155
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Avatard View Post
How did I spot that? I'm sharp. I've watched a lot of porn.
Yeah, but are you more intelligent because of it?
__________________
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)
Librarian is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-01-2009, 11:28 PM   #9
Captain Morgan
Let's do another U-turn
 
Captain Morgan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Indiana
Moto: 2009 V-Strom
Posts: 3,816
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Avatard View Post
Noitcudes=seductioN
I smell parody

I smell April Fools joke

By DNS 01 Apr 09
Captain Morgan is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-02-2009, 12:08 AM   #10
CrazyKell
Vrooom
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Moto: 06 ZX6R
Posts: 4,427
Default

Definitely April Fools considering there's no university named that in Canada.

Me likey porn though.
CrazyKell is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 10:24 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions Inc.