To the MF'er on the blue sport bike

'73 H1 Triple · 05-16-2009, 02:50 PM

Somewhere, somehow I will find you and punch you right in the fucking mouth. You're skinny little ass weighs a lot less than the bales I throw around on the farm, expect a broken jaw.

~~~~~~

I guess you want the story, so here it is. I'm was just out mowing my yard. As a conscientious motorcyclist, I make my first two passes throwing the grass in my yard instead of out in the road.

I just started my pass out at the road when a blue sportbike with a rider wearing a blue leather jacket & helmet rides towards and past me. Next thing I know, the mother fucker screams past me about a foot away, at redline ( 80+ mph )blowing the horn. After he shifts, he flips me off as he screams down the road. My heart about jumped out of my chest.

Some where I'll see him again, I'll just wander over and pop him right in the mouth with no warning. Going to suck to be him if he let somebody borrow his bike & gear.

derf · 05-16-2009, 02:53 PM

That was sixxxer, he'll be around later to apoligize to you for it.

'73 H1 Triple · 05-16-2009, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by derf

That was sixxxer, he'll be around later to apoligize to you for it.

He'll be writing on a tablet for the next six weeks then

Sixxxxer · 05-16-2009, 03:43 PM

lol...To bad Im In NC No where near PA.

And I wouldnt Rev and Honk Id Stop and have a beer

Particle Man · 05-16-2009, 03:49 PM

He keeps riding like a douche and he will get his, don't worry.

Fleck750 · 05-16-2009, 05:22 PM

A guy did that on a cruiser the other night at bike night. The pipes were aimed at a wall that 40 people were sitting in front of. My ears still hurt 2 days later. If he's there next week I WILL tell him what an ass he was.

Particle Man · 05-16-2009, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fleck750

A guy did that on a cruiser the other night at bike night. The pipes were aimed at a wall that 40 people were sitting in front of. My ears still hurt 2 days later. If he's there next week I WILL tell him what an ass he was.

he probably won't be able to hear you

zed · 05-16-2009, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man

he probably won't be able to hear you

not only were they too loud but they sounded like crap.

Gas Man · 05-16-2009, 07:26 PM

Do it! THen take a picture of him on the ground!

Fleck750 · 05-16-2009, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Particle Man

he probably won't be able to hear you

If his ears won't function, these may help.

05-16-2009, 02:50 PM	#1
'73 H1 Triple restorer of the original Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Zionsville,PA Moto: '93 ZR1100 &'73 Kawasaki H1 500 Posts: 1,331	To the MF'er on the blue sport bike Somewhere, somehow I will find you and punch you right in the fucking mouth. You're skinny little ass weighs a lot less than the bales I throw around on the farm, expect a broken jaw. ~~~~~~ I guess you want the story, so here it is. I'm was just out mowing my yard. As a conscientious motorcyclist, I make my first two passes throwing the grass in my yard instead of out in the road. I just started my pass out at the road when a blue sportbike with a rider wearing a blue leather jacket & helmet rides towards and past me. Next thing I know, the mother fucker screams past me about a foot away, at redline ( 80+ mph )blowing the horn. After he shifts, he flips me off as he screams down the road. My heart about jumped out of my chest. Some where I'll see him again, I'll just wander over and pop him right in the mouth with no warning. Going to suck to be him if he let somebody borrow his bike & gear.

05-16-2009, 02:53 PM	#2
derf token jewboy Join Date: Nov 2008 Moto: CBR 900, KLR ugly ass duckling, Gas Man Posts: 10,799	That was sixxxer, he'll be around later to apoligize to you for it. __________________

05-16-2009, 03:43 PM	#4
Sixxxxer Like Gixxxxer But Not Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Dirty Jersey Moto: 2008 ZX6R Posts: 4,891	lol...To bad Im In NC No where near PA. And I wouldnt Rev and Honk Id Stop and have a beer __________________ [FRSH] Candy Plasma Blue

05-16-2009, 03:49 PM	#5
Particle Man Custom User Title Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central NY Moto: 2003 SV650S Posts: 14,959	He keeps riding like a douche and he will get his, don't worry. __________________ I'm not "fat." I'm "Enlarged to show texture." Handle every stressful situation like a DOG: If you can't eat it or hump it, pi$$ on it & walk away.

05-16-2009, 07:26 PM	#9
Gas Man Trip's Assistant Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Imported from Detroit Moto: 2009 HD Street Classic Posts: 12,149	Do it! THen take a picture of him on the ground! __________________ -Chris "Why pay somebody else to fuck up your bike?" Run Amsoil Product

05-16-2009, 05:22 PM	#6
Fleck750 Spiker bike Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: KCK Moto: KZ750 Posts: 1,629	A guy did that on a cruiser the other night at bike night. The pipes were aimed at a wall that 40 people were sitting in front of. My ears still hurt 2 days later. If he's there next week I WILL tell him what an ass he was.