Extreme texting

[Tsunami]

Originally Posted by tommymac

I did 7 pelvics last night and saw all the colors of the rainbow up there they all blended together at about 5am.

Tom

do they teach you how to do pelvic exams in school or do you learn that on the job?

[tommymac]

Originally Posted by Tsunami

do they teach you how to do pelvic exams in school or do you learn that on the job?

We learn them in school, women models come in for us to learn on. I had some militant lesbian chick and she yelled at me when I did it wrong and she grabbed the speculum and shoved it inside herself

Tom

[Tsunami]

Originally Posted by tommymac

We learn them in school, women models come in for us to learn on. I had some militant lesbian chick and she yelled at me when I did it wrong and she grabbed the speculum and shoved it inside herself

Tom

Get out! do the models get paid?

[Smittie61984]

Originally Posted by tommymac

just the latest in toms er escapades. had to do a pelvic exam tonight (one of several unfortunatley ) and this girl was texting away the entire time. Just when yo uthought you have seen it all.

Tom

Maybe you were doing such a great job she had to tell her friends.

A friend's mother in law worked at the ER for Dekalb Medical here in Atlanta. It's a hospital in the middle of the hood where people call 911 to use an ambulance like a taxi.

She said one time she had a woman with a broken spine who kept squirming because she was worried about her weave. She had to jump on the bed and hold the woman's head with her thighs so she wouldn't move and die. And the woman kept going nuts after they told her that her back was broken and if she moved she would die.

I say let dumbasses like that die. Someone more worried about a weave or texting needs to darwin out.

[Fleck750]

Amazing the things you learn from a motorcycle forum.

[rogue]

[Riceaholic]

Originally Posted by Smittie61984

Maybe you were doing such a great job she had to tell her friends.

A friend's mother in law worked at the ER for Dekalb Medical here in Atlanta. It's a hospital in the middle of the hood where people call 911 to use an ambulance like a taxi.

She said one time she had a woman with a broken spine who kept squirming because she was worried about her weave. She had to jump on the bed and hold the woman's head with her thighs so she wouldn't move and die. And the woman kept going nuts after they told her that her back was broken and if she moved she would die.

I say let dumbasses like that die. Someone more worried about a weave or texting needs to darwin out.

I lived next door to Dekalb for a couple years....that sounds about right.

[canibeyou]

Originally Posted by Tsunami

no seriously, given the types of people tommy sees, i dont think he sees nice looking or nice smelling cooches.

my friend Lisa is a sonogram tech and she had to do a cooch probe one day. the lady was about 400 lbs, she took off her undies and it was black stained. She said it smelled so bad so she had to hold her nose and took every ounce of her not to gag.

Greeeeeaaaaatttt! Off to bed with that visual!

[Banana Hammock]

See, thats why I like boys, so stinky pussy, all we gotta do is wash off the ass once a week and we are nice and clean

[Particle Man]

Originally Posted by canibeyou

Greeeeeaaaaatttt! Off to bed with that visual!

I think I need to go drink a glass of kerosene to get the visual out of my head