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Old 06-11-2009, 02:10 PM   #91
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If "I dare you!" makes assault in response viable, then does "I double-dog dare you!" make murder acceptable?
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Old 06-11-2009, 02:13 PM   #92
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If "I dare you!" makes assault in response viable, then does "I double-dog dare you!" make murder acceptable?
Depends on the jurisdiction.

I know FOR A FACT that it does in Texas (excluding Austin).
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Old 06-11-2009, 02:17 PM   #93
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Depends on the jurisdiction.

I know FOR A FACT that it does in Texas (excluding Austin).
So by extension anyone who uses the expression, "Here, hold my beer Cletus" should be charged with attempting suicide?
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Old 06-11-2009, 02:20 PM   #94
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So by extension anyone who uses the expression, "Here, hold my beer Cletus" should be charged with attempting suicide?
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Thats just crap. Seriously, how stupid must you be to allow yourself to get bitten by a 5lb dog 26 times?!

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Thats just crap. Seriously, how stupid must you be to allow yourself to get bitten by a 5lb dog 26 times?!

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An officer attempted to tase the dog while another officer was holding him, but it did not work, so they had to shoot the animal.

Blue Ash police say the officers handled the situation according to department policy.
Whiskey tango foxtrot, over??? Seriously??
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Thats just crap. Seriously, how stupid must you be to allow yourself to get bitten by a 5lb dog 26 times?!

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O boy I can hear it now...

Sure it was okay for the officer to taser an old lady but a poor little doggie? NOW they've crossed the line!!!
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O boy I can hear it now...

Sure it was okay for the officer to taser an old lady but a poor little doggie? NOW they've crossed the line!!!
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Sure it was okay for the officer to taser an old lady but a poor little doggie? NOW they've crossed the line!!!
Hey, the dog was cute... little old lady? Not so much...
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