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Old 09-15-2009, 01:05 PM   #31
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Body, or legspan! This one, including legspan, is about the size of my palm. Body is about the size of a large peanut, double, still in rhe shell.
all around, ive seen something that resembled a giant wolf that was man palm sized at ft dix's range fifteen years ago. That fucker skeeved me right the hell out
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:15 PM   #32
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Skeeve...


Ok *phew* I thought you meant palm sized PLUS legs... not that palm sized including legs isn't friggin huge, but ... well... the other would just give me a heart attack on the spot.
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:17 PM   #33
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i was just in the El Yunque Rain Forrest last month and i was skeeved out just thinking about the possibility of running into one of these fuggers:
I was there not too long ago...how about the freakin' Mongoose with rabies ?
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:21 PM   #34
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now that i think about it i believe that was a huntsman that i saw on base. Fucker was bigger than some tarantulas ive seen
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:44 PM   #35
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA... I just watched a butterfly play cat-n-mouse with Bertha (that's what I've named the nana spider outside my window ).

Bertha's web is probably 3'W x 2'H, with the lower support strands connected to the row of bushes below the window, and the uppers to the eave overhang. So this butterfly comes flitting along (I wouldn't have noticed, except the cat sitting on the edge of my desk got all excited about it), and starts flying ovals around the web... I'm watching going "OH SHIT! Flutterby is a goner!" and Bertha was watching, too, scrambling all over the web, thinking lunch has landed...

Butterfly does a couple laps, teases the spider, then away she goes... Bertha is (I'm assuming) not amused.
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Old 09-15-2009, 01:56 PM   #36
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you have an iphone, yet no pictures as of yet. FAIL
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Old 09-15-2009, 02:07 PM   #37
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the pics just don't do her justice (plus they're through a screen). But here ya go.
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Old 09-15-2009, 02:08 PM   #38
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Old 09-15-2009, 02:15 PM   #39
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Oh hell no!!
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I'm sooooo glad I live urban on the 7th floor
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