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Old 10-23-2009, 03:39 PM   #1
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Someone genetically altered an E. Coli bacteria to eat sugar, and shit plastic:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26903611...ience-science/

Quick; put your food in it!
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Old 10-23-2009, 05:12 PM   #2
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You can make E. Coli do anything.
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Old 10-23-2009, 05:13 PM   #3
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You can make E. Coli do anything.

E. Coli is typing all my posts today!!

Thank You Science!!
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Old 10-23-2009, 05:23 PM   #4
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You can make E. Coli do anything.
...But you have to get it drunk first.
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Old 10-23-2009, 05:33 PM   #5
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I told E.Coli I was Mario Andretti, and it waxed my car for free.

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Old 10-23-2009, 06:28 PM   #6
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I'd rather it eat plastic and shit sugar.
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Old 10-23-2009, 08:01 PM   #7
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I like to put peanut butter on my junk and let E Coli lick it off.
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I like to put peanut butter on my junk and let E Coli lick it off.
But what if in the process it shit plastic?
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Nah, it should shit Jelly.

Now THAT'S better living through science. A blow job, AND a sandwich.
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Nah, it should shit Jelly.

Now THAT'S better living through science. A blow job, AND a sandwich.
I've shit jelly before, maybe science will write an article about me next.
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