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Old 02-20-2010, 06:50 PM   #1
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Smelly passenger kicked off flight:

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/02/18....html?hpt=Sbin
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Old 02-20-2010, 06:52 PM   #2
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Was it Kaneman?
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Old 02-20-2010, 07:29 PM   #3
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Good. I dont want to be stuck in a sardine can with a smelly vag.
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Old 02-20-2010, 07:35 PM   #4
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Perhaps this is inconsistent with my feelings about government and businesses interfering in our personal lives, but as someone who has been stuck on a flight near an individual with strong B.O., I'm going to say good for the airline.
I realize that not everyone has the same hygiene habits and that it's not always practical to be groomed to the tee when travelling... but for gods' sake, you're packed in with 50+ other people in a closed air system.
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Old 02-20-2010, 07:40 PM   #5
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OK, so we all agree that a smelly motherfucker needs to GO.

Now, what if it's his ass? What if the motherfucker ate White Castle, and is polluting the air with an acrid, oniony fog? Can we bounce that mofo?
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Old 02-20-2010, 07:53 PM   #6
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Old 02-20-2010, 08:01 PM   #7
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For the young and illiterate parents - maybe you should think twice before dragging your infants on the plane - their Eustachian tubes, also known as salpinx or guttural ducts, are not fully developed and they can't decrease the pressure on their eardrums by swallowing like the adults do.

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Old 02-20-2010, 09:08 PM   #8
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Good...

If you cant shower daily and use deoderant, you should be refused service everywhere you go.
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Oh, its jazz too, a company out of this province. I flew with them once before, great service!
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OK, so we all agree that a smelly motherfucker needs to GO.

Now, what if it's his ass? What if the motherfucker ate White Castle, and is polluting the air with an acrid, oniony fog? Can we bounce that mofo?
OH man, that is the worst. And if someone launches a SBD in the back of the plane you STILL get nailed with it.
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