McDonald’s Happy Meal resists decomposition for six months

Avatard · 10-14-2010, 04:32 AM

...and counting. One woman is said to have a Mickey Burger from 12 years ago in pristine condition.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot...for-six-months

Mikey · 10-14-2010, 07:46 AM

Wow. One more reason to support my decision not to eat that crap.

Dragonpaco · 10-14-2010, 09:18 AM

"Our hamburgers are cooked and prepared with salt, pepper and nothing else -- no preservatives, no fillers. Our hamburger buns are baked locally, are made from North American-grown wheat flour"

ummmm...... bullshit?

azoomm · 10-14-2010, 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avatard

...and counting. One woman is said to have a Mickey Burger from 12 years ago in pristine condition.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot...for-six-months

One of my daughter's science teachers has a 5 year old happy meal... it's icky. By icky, I mean it looks just like it did 5 years ago. I can't believe I used to eat that - MOLD won't even eat it. Blech

TYEster · 10-14-2010, 09:33 AM

Here's one 4 years old...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IGtDPG4UfI

Papa_Complex · 10-14-2010, 10:59 AM

The new catch-line: "Eat at McDonalds and you too can live forever"

OneSickPsycho · 10-14-2010, 11:17 AM

This isn't as crazy as you may think...

Cook a normal burger you buy from your butcher or whatever, you'd probably get the same result if you kept the bugs and shit off of it.

Deep fry anything and it will be preserved for about forever.

Dave · 10-14-2010, 11:24 AM

Never had solid chunks of mcnugget come out my ass so I think we're ok

Dave · 10-14-2010, 01:01 PM

Found a monopoly coupon for free fries in one of my cars. Fuckin score!

101lifts2 · 10-18-2010, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave

Found a monopoly coupon for free fries in one of my cars. Fuckin score!

They expire dude..

I agree with OSP.....if you took a piece of wheat bread (dry) with potatoes soaked in olive oil and a 96% lean beef patty you would get similar results.

Sounds like liberal propaganda!

10-14-2010, 04:32 AM	#1
Avatard Crotch Rocket Curmudgeon Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Here to integrity Moto: Li'l red baby Ninja Posts: 7,482	McDonald’s Happy Meal resists decomposition for six months ...and counting. One woman is said to have a Mickey Burger from 12 years ago in pristine condition. http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot...for-six-months __________________ Insert free thought here.

10-14-2010, 07:46 AM	#2
Mikey Raving Lunatic Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: San Antonio, Texas Moto: Concours 14 ABS, ZX6E Posts: 902	Wow. One more reason to support my decision not to eat that crap. __________________ Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.

10-14-2010, 10:59 AM	#6
Papa_Complex Nomadic Tribesman Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Brampton, Canada Moto: '09 ER-6n Posts: 11,150	The new catch-line: "Eat at McDonalds and you too can live forever" __________________ "Everything's better with pirates." - Lodge, "Dorkness Rising" http://www.morallyambiguous.net/

10-14-2010, 09:33 AM	#5
TYEster With MORE TYEstosterone Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: TX Moto: '12 KX450F / 08 YZ250F #512 / 07 KX65 #1 Posts: 1,429	Here's one 4 years old... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IGtDPG4UfI

10-14-2010, 11:17 AM	#7
OneSickPsycho Ride Like an Asshole Join Date: Feb 2008 Moto: nothing... Posts: 11,254	This isn't as crazy as you may think... Cook a normal burger you buy from your butcher or whatever, you'd probably get the same result if you kept the bugs and shit off of it. Deep fry anything and it will be preserved for about forever.

10-14-2010, 11:24 AM	#8
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Never had solid chunks of mcnugget come out my ass so I think we're ok

10-14-2010, 01:01 PM	#9
Dave Chaotic Neutral Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Cherry Hill NJ Moto: GV1200 Madura, Hawk gt Posts: 13,992	Found a monopoly coupon for free fries in one of my cars. Fuckin score!