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Old 11-02-2010, 03:26 PM   #41
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You want something fucked up? Texas family code, even if you aren't the biological father and were kept in the dark, if you are named on the birth certificate and live as the child's father you are obligated to pay child support.

Ouch.

ok that would seriously suck.
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:41 PM   #42
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One of these things is not like the other...


My kids don't match.
One looks like me. (Lil Mexican looking fella)
One doesn't. (Blonde)

When I'm out with the lil mexican...noone pays any mind.
When I'm out with the blonde...everyone stares.
Its not a cool feeling.

My own sister joked with me that I should get a dna test.
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Old 11-02-2010, 03:50 PM   #43
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Umm yeh no shit

Ginger + cracker = ginger bread (not) chocolate pudding
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Old 11-02-2010, 04:11 PM   #44
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For use in this thread we will not accept any logical discussion that any martial infidelity, we should assume the worst and discuss from there.
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Old 11-02-2010, 04:42 PM   #45
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For use in this thread we will not accept any logical discussion that any martial infidelity, we should assume the worst and discuss from there.
Crap. Excluded myself from the discussion already, have I?
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Old 11-02-2010, 04:48 PM   #46
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Crap. Excluded myself from the discussion already, have I?
me too....
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Old 11-02-2010, 05:36 PM   #47
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For use in this thread we will not accept any logical discussion that any martial infidelity, we should assume the worst and discuss from there.
Was she cheating with her sensei?
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:08 PM   #48
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Or some serious acceptance. Dude and his girl might have come to an understanding about a little indiscretion.
Little indiscretion?

Seriously?!

A "little indiscretion" is farting in front of his parents....getting too drunk at the family Christmas get together.

Fucking someone else while married? And fucking them in such an irresponsible way that she winds up pregnant?

That's not an "indiscretion".....that's a "I'm not saying he should have killed her....but...I understand" situation.
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:11 PM   #49
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me too....
Pass the technology section, please.
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Old 11-02-2010, 07:46 PM   #50
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Little indiscretion?

Seriously?!

A "little indiscretion" is farting in front of his parents....getting too drunk at the family Christmas get together.

Fucking someone else while married? And fucking them in such an irresponsible way that she winds up pregnant?

That's not an "indiscretion".....that's a "I'm not saying he should have killed her....but...I understand" situation.
ASSume much?
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