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Old 06-01-2011, 12:41 PM   #1
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Default The choking games. Its what the cool kids do.

Really? The choking game. First planking now cchoking deaths. If you're a parent to one of these retards you should serve a lot of community service. I would say be sterilized too but thatll just let them have sex all they want. I dont want them to have pleasure.
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Old 06-01-2011, 12:54 PM   #2
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Old 06-01-2011, 01:06 PM   #3
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I think people killing themselves planking, starving themselves with eating disorders, and choking games mean that natural selection has stepped in to control the overpopulation of humans, and weed out the mentally weak through self-culling.
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Old 06-01-2011, 01:07 PM   #4
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My boy trains to choke kids to death 5 times a week....it builds character. You guys are pussies.
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Old 06-01-2011, 01:22 PM   #5
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My boy trains to choke kids to death 5 times a week....it builds character. You guys are pussies.
So long as hes not choking himelf out then its ok esp if he kills off a few of the dumber ones
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Old 06-01-2011, 01:31 PM   #6
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Kids were definitely doing that in the 90's. I've seen a lot of dumb people get even dumber by doing this.
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Old 06-01-2011, 01:37 PM   #7
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Kids were definitely doing that in the 90's. I've seen a lot of dumb people get even dumber by doing this.
I had friends that did stuff like that... The thing was, you hyperventilate with your head between your legs, then you took a huge breath, stood up, and someone pushed on your chest while you held your breath. You passed out for a few seconds... I guess hanging yourself is way better though... more permanent.
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Old 06-01-2011, 01:41 PM   #8
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I had friends that did stuff like that... The thing was, you hyperventilate with your head between your legs, then you took a huge breath, stood up, and someone pushed on your chest while you held your breath. You passed out for a few seconds... I guess hanging yourself is way better though... more permanent.
I've seen that one. I've also seen people do "wall tokes". They'd take a hit off of a joint and hold it in. They'd stand against a wall and have somebody push on either side of neck. They'd breathe out and drop like a ton of bricks.

Hell, I've seen people do the head between the legs thing on the school bus in the morning..
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Old 06-01-2011, 04:37 PM   #9
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What happened to drinking and fighting?
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Old 06-01-2011, 04:50 PM   #10
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My boy trains to choke kids to death 5 times a week....it builds character. You guys are pussies.
That I'm okay with

I'm also willing to bet that if he ever tried planking or choking HIMSELF you'd beat his ass
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