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Old 06-09-2011, 11:59 AM   #1
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Default Assh*le NY cop f*cks up Newark Air Travelers

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/201...causes_ca.html

Apparently, one stupid asshole cop's wife, off-duty Jersey City Police Lt. Pietro Veltre cunt's actions, and his own subsequent racist asshole behavior in defense of his stupid fucking cunt's actions, promptly fucked up air travelers coming into Newark for over two hours.

Nice work, Jersey City Police Lt. Pietro Veltre

Your the winner of today's tri-state flaming fucking asshole cop award.

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Old 06-09-2011, 12:17 PM   #2
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:24 PM   #3
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And the truth is probably somewhere in the middle of their stories...

The number 1 thing that makes me suspect about this whole thing is that I doubt you could see people arguing in an SUV in front of you very well... they all have tinted windows on the sides and back...

My guess is... this cabbie asshole was in a rush and driving like he would in his homeland (where lane markers are mere decorations)... this asshole cop was driving along and when cut off, his bitch wife made a big fucking deal about it and flipped the guy off... then the asshole taxi driver gestures back, slams his brakes, and starts driving even more like an asshole. Now you got two assholes and a bitch, driving like assholes until the cabbie asshole stops. The cop asshole gets out, with his bitch wife squawking in the background, and starts yelling about being a cop to the asshole cabbie. Asshole cabbie gets out of his vehicle, shoves asshole cop, and asshole cop calls his asshole cop buddies. Meanwhile the call goes in to the asshole cabbie's boss that he's been arrested and some other asshole cabbies have to pick up the slack. Asshole cabbie gets his phone call and calls his asshole boss to explain the situation... asshole boss bitches at him and he says, 'fuck that asshole and his bitch wife, it's all their fault - they are racist'. Asshole boss mentions it to a couple of the guys, and those assholes click and durka at eachother over the radio devising the scheme to stop working until asshole cabbie is released. Asshole cabbie gets released and they all suck eachother off and asshole boss kicks them all in the ass to start generating more money. Fucking assholes.
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:27 PM   #4
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And the truth is probably somewhere in the middle of their stories...

The number 1 thing that makes me suspect about this whole thing is that I doubt you could see people arguing in an SUV in front of you very well... they all have tinted windows on the sides and back...

My guess is... this cabbie asshole was in a rush and driving like he would in his homeland (where lane markers are mere decorations)... this asshole cop was driving along and when cut off, his bitch wife made a big fucking deal about it and flipped the guy off... then the asshole taxi driver gestures back, slams his brakes, and starts driving even more like an asshole. Now you got two assholes and a bitch, driving like assholes until the cabbie asshole stops. The cop asshole gets out, with his bitch wife squawking in the background, and starts yelling about being a cop to the asshole cabbie. Asshole cabbie gets out of his vehicle, shoves asshole cop, and asshole cop calls his asshole cop buddies. Meanwhile the call goes in to the asshole cabbie's boss that he's been arrested and some other asshole cabbies have to pick up the slack. Asshole cabbie gets his phone call and calls his asshole boss to explain the situation... asshole boss bitches at him and he says, 'fuck that asshole and his bitch wife, it's all their fault - they are racist'. Asshole boss mentions it to a couple of the guys, and those assholes click and durka at eachother over the radio devising the scheme to stop working until asshole cabbie is released. Asshole cabbie gets released and they all suck eachother off and asshole boss kicks them all in the ass to start generating more money. Fucking assholes.
Perfect.

Cliff's Notes: NJ is full of assholes.
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:32 PM   #5
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NJ is just one gigantic asshole, the people are just smaller parts of it.
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Old 06-09-2011, 12:36 PM   #6
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Funny thing is, cunt cop gets bent because cabbie flips him the finger, and now half the fucking state wants to flip this cop the finger, if not rip his fucking head off.

Nope, I smell power tripping cop. I'm liking the cabbie's version of events better. Cabbies don't hang around and start fights, they're looking to make money. Time is money, motherfucker. This cunt cop was hearing shit from his cunt wife, and he took it out on the cabbie.

Now half of NJ thinks he's a fucking cunt, and so do I.
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Funny thing is, cunt cop gets bent because cabbie flips him the finger, and now half the fucking state wants to flip this cop the finger, if not rip his fucking head off.

Nope, I smell power tripping cop. I'm liking the cabbie's version of events better. Cabbies don't hang around and start fights, they're looking to make money. Time is money, motherfucker. This cunt cop was hearing shit from his cunt wife, and he took it out on the cabbie.

Now half of NJ thinks he's a fucking cunt, and so do I.
You always smell a power tripping cop... even when cops aren't involved.
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Old 06-09-2011, 02:01 PM   #10
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Cab drivers there drive like fucking maniacs - it's almost expected. I was just about to come in and say that the truth is probably somewhere in the middle (both were probably in the wrong) but OSP beat me to it.

Either way, the cop was probably a dipshit and so was the cab driver.

There. I hate everyone.
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