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Old 09-15-2011, 08:34 AM   #41
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Never really thought she was all that good in the first place. Now Scarlett? That's a different story.
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Old 09-15-2011, 10:01 AM   #42
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What the fuck happened to Angelina Jolie? She used to be beautiful. She looks fucking awful. She looks sick and emaciated. Has she given up on eating? Does she secretly have cancer? She's looked terrible for a while now.
Buying other peoples babies is hard on a girl's figure.

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Old 09-15-2011, 11:56 AM   #43
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I think her issue is the craptastic plastic surgery that made her look better in her 20's doesn't look "right" now that she's older.
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Old 09-15-2011, 12:15 PM   #44
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I think her issue is the craptastic plastic surgery that made her look better in her 20's doesn't look "right" now that she's older.
That would be the surgery that she claims she never had?
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Old 09-15-2011, 03:27 PM   #45
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Buying other peoples babies is hard on a girl's figure.

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Old 09-15-2011, 03:49 PM   #46
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Damn. Some Hollywood douchenozzle was just having it out with a bicycle cop, on the south side of the street and blocking the bicycle lane, while trying to convince the TIFF people to move a bunch of pedestrian gates, so that he could park on the sidewalk of our quad. Look behind you, asshat. There's public street parking on the NORTH side
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Old 09-15-2011, 04:05 PM   #47
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That would be the surgery that she claims she never had?
Or Megan Fox?

Who is just as over-rated, if not more so. Unless you're into the slutty look, I guess.

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Old 09-15-2011, 04:15 PM   #48
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Who is that by the way?
Supposedly Scarlett Johansson, which I can believe from the face.
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Old 09-15-2011, 04:53 PM   #49
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Oh, I'll just BET they're "looking closely"
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