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Old 09-27-2008, 10:01 PM   #1
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The fucking animals are after me! So far THIS WEEK I have missed 2 dogs,a cat and today...................A FUCKING GOAT!!! I shit you not,I come around a curve and ....what the fuck?.....A god damn GOAT is standing in the damn road!!! God,I wish I would have had my camera! People plus keep your pets and your fuck buddies out of the damn road!!!
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:03 PM   #2
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damn dude. if i was you id put like a hundred deer screamers on the gix lol
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Old 09-27-2008, 10:03 PM   #3
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Old 09-27-2008, 11:19 PM   #4
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All I can think of when I see the title of this thread is a Guns N Roses song.
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Old 09-28-2008, 12:11 AM   #5
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well u are tigger. have u been wearing that tiger lid lol. if so that explains it all they jus wanna play
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Old 09-28-2008, 12:33 AM   #6
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I'm sorry Tigger... but I'm laughin my ass off over here... I read it outloud for Uma and I'm crying over here I'm laughin so hard....

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Old 09-28-2008, 05:05 AM   #7
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I'm sorry Tigger... but I'm laughin my ass off over here... I read it outloud for Uma and I'm crying over here I'm laughin so hard....

Glad you're ok
Thanks!.....I think. Yea between the deer and now it's like wtf? Am I Dr Doolittle or some shit? It appears that we all need to start eating more motherfucking meat!!!
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Old 09-28-2008, 05:43 AM   #8
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A GOAT? Valentino Rossi came out of nowhere in front of you??
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Old 09-28-2008, 05:51 AM   #9
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A GOAT? Valentino Rossi came out of nowhere in front of you??
no.. A GOAT... not THE GOAT...
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Old 09-28-2008, 05:53 AM   #10
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There's imitators everywhere!
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