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Old 09-29-2008, 05:00 PM   #1
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screw obama screw mccain, write my ass in on the ballot. As president ill have dodd, franks, and pelosi shot without trial. Then ill nuke the middle east and abdicate. Dave 2008: fewer assholes, stronger america i'm dave and i approve this message
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Old 09-29-2008, 05:13 PM   #2
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screw obama screw mccain, write my ass in on the ballot. As president ill have dodd, franks, and pelosi shot without trial. Then ill nuke the middle east and abdicate. Dave 2008: fewer assholes, stronger america i'm dave and i approve this message
Eastern Pain time... Dave O'Clock huh...
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Old 09-29-2008, 06:16 PM   #3
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:07 PM   #4
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Eastern Pain time... Dave O'Clock huh...
eggzachary. at least i have a clear and concise plan for how i want to direct the country

oh and to offset the "environmental imact" of erasing half the planet (and to remove more idiots) i'll abolish cars and bicycles making motorcycles the only legal method of transportation. and if the environmentalists dont like it...well i'll have them shot without trial too. seriously you guys shoulda seen this coming when my compass was more north than anyone elses
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:17 PM   #5
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you got my vote. can I be president afterwards? As president, I promise to end corporate rewards, execute anyone who even THINKS outsourcing american jobs is a good idea, declare it an executable offense to speak spanish in the USA, gas the cubans, mexicans, and any other nation whose residents come here illegally.

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Old 09-29-2008, 07:19 PM   #6
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you got my vote. can I be president afterwards? As president, I promise to end corporate rewards, execute anyone who even THINKS outsourcing american jobs is a good idea, declare it an executable offense to speak spanish in the USA, gas the cubans, mexicans, and any other nation whose residents come here illegally.

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get rid of the Unions driving up the cost and down the quality and production... and I'm with ya!
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:23 PM   #7
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you got my vote. can I be president afterwards? As president, I promise to end corporate rewards, execute anyone who even THINKS outsourcing american jobs is a good idea, declare it an executable offense to speak spanish in the USA, gas the cubans, mexicans, and any other nation whose residents come here illegally.

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get rid of the Unions driving up the cost and down the quality and production... and I'm with ya!
Thinks it is a good idea morally or financially? Morally, I am against it. Financially, it is the intelligent thing to do, unless you go for ebbs plan, which is the best overall.
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Old 09-29-2008, 07:27 PM   #8
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Thinks it is a good idea morally or financially? Morally, I am against it. Financially, it is the intelligent thing to do, unless you go for ebbs plan, which is the best overall.
it's why I stand by my Toyota's so much... shit they're basically built in the USA anyways... and they last a hell of a lot longer.


I'd have no problem buying domestic anything... if the quality came up... sure the price is less... but I could buy a shitty domestic POS for say $6 and a quality foreign product for $20... but if that Domestic POS is gonna cause me to buy it 5x over in the next 10 years along with the aggravation and stress that you never know when it's gonna fail... I'll pay the extra every time...
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Old 09-30-2008, 01:22 PM   #9
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I will throw my support if you promise to enact legislation to strictly enforce laws against conflict of interest and corruption for the senators and representatives, cut their salaries 50%, and find some way to kick the United Nations out on their ear!
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on all requests, DONE AND DONE! oh yeah, I also promise to legalize marijuana and crack down on all other drugs.
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