A Woman's Perfect Day

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A Woman's Perfect Day










8:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses








8:30 Weigh-in 5 lbs lighter than yesterday








8:45 Breakfast in bed-freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants;open presents- expensive jewelry chosen by thoughtful partner








9:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil








10:00 Light work-out at club with sexy, funny personal trainer








10:30 Facial, manicure, makeup application, shampoo, condition, blow wave








12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe








12:45 Catch sight of partner's ex and notice that she has gained 22lbs








1:00 Shopping with friends: unlimited credit








3:00 Nap








4:00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist; card is from secret admirer








4:15 Massage from strong but gentle hunk-says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body








5:30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe








7:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/ dancers








10:00 Hot shower- alone








10:50 Carried to bed. freshly ironed, crisp, white linen








11:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling








11:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms

A Man's Perfect Day

6:00 Alarm








6:15 Blow job








6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section








7:00 Breakfast-steak and eggs, coffee and toast-all cooked by naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot








7:30 Limo arrives








7:45 Several beers en route to the airport








9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet








9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)








9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)








11:45 Lunch-steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Peringon








12:15 Blow job








12:30 Play back nine (4 under)








2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)








2:30 Fly to Bahamas








3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot








4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)-on light tackle








5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle Macpherson








6:45 Shit, shower and shave








7:00 Watch news- assassinated








7:30 Dinner-lobster appetizers, Dom Peringon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits








9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies








11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer








11:30 Night-cap blow job








11:45 In bed alone








11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room








11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep