You decide...

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Flexin

Hide behind the the sofa and when the cat isn't looking jump out and grab them. Run down the street. I will be waiting in an unmarked white van. I have a guy that will fly your balls to Mexico. From there they will travel by mule to a small village. They should be safe from your wife there.

James

There are so many flaws with this plan, I hardly no where to begin.

First of all, hiding behind the sofa is not an option. There are a lot of people looking for me, and at least half of them are starting by looking behind the sofa.

Second, my knees are fucked. I'm not running anywhere.

Third, (and most importantly) my balls speak very little spanish. Their vocabulary is limited to, "Donde esta el Zaperteria?" (where is the shoe store?) and "por favor don't me golpea con el pie" (please don't kick me).

JC