Why are men such silly freaks?

[JoshuaTree]

Originally Posted by FT BSTRD

Unless she's a corpse, she reserves the right to have a "headache".


And you ain't THAT good.

She never, ever had a headache.

And you must be right - no one can be that good. To prove it, we'll let one of our forum women take me for a 'test drive' and render her expert opinion. Any volunteers* ladies?















* Offer of a 'test drive' contingent on the woman actually being a woman - sorry no males, hermaphrodites, transgenders (pre or post op), or similarly 'equipped'. Not valid in any state that prohibits cunnilingus, fellatio, and the host of other fun polysyllabic worded acts that a mutually consenting heterosexual couple might engage in. No cash value, unless performed in Rhode Island or Nevada (as permitted by local or county ordinance) - in which case industry standard rates will be charged to the 'test driver'.