Vodka...

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...or vagina?

Vodka vs. Vagina

1.Vodka is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to Vodka

2.Warm Vodka doesnt taste as well as cold.
One point to VAGINA

3.Really cold Vodka is satisfying.
One point to Vodka

4. If after taking a swig of Vodka you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA

5. Ten Shots in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA

6. If you have a lot of Vodka in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA

7. If a cop stops you and you smell of Vodka you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you some Vodka.
One point to VAGINA

8. You normally don't find old Vodka.
One point to Vodka

9. Too much Vodka and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA

10. Ripping off a Vodka label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.
One point to VAGINA

11. In most countries there's a tax on Alcohol.
One point to VAGINA

12. If you have another shot, the first one never gets pissed off.
One point to Vodka

13. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle.
One point to Vodka

14. If you shake your Vodka it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down.
One point to Vodka

15. With Vodka you always have choice.
One point to Vodka

16. You always know how much money Vodka is going to cost you.
One point to Vodka

17.
Vodka doesn't have a mother
One point to Vodka

FINAL SCORE: Vodka 10, VAGINA: 7

That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: VAGINA!! (I mean, c'mon... what's fair in a world where VAGINA RUNS EVERYTHING!!)