deal on dryer sheets

[askmrjesus]

Originally Posted by Homeslice

Too bad dryer sheets leave semi-toxic chemicals behind. They're OK for most clothes I guess, but not a good idea to use on bedsheets or towels.

A. What the fuck is "semi-toxic"? It's either toxic or it's not. We're at war, pick a side.

B. I spend 8 hours in bed, and 16 hours in my clothes, so why is it worse if I use dryer sheets on my sheet sheets?

C. Is there anything that Californians don't consider toxic? For fuck sakes, this shit is out of control. You could probably wrap a lesbian midget in dryer sheets and superglue, and shoot her out of a cannon, without any side effects, aside from getting lesbian midget superglue dryer sheet residue all over your cannon.

JC