This is why you're fat

[Amorok]

Originally Posted by Corey

That turducken wrapped in bacon is missing something. Somebody stuff that thing full of cheese, dip it in batter and deep fry that son of a bitch. Maybe add a light dusting of powdered sugar when it comes out to balance out the savory with some sweet. Then, for fucks sake, cut me off a big slice and send it my way.

God bless you Corey, you should kill Emerial and wear his skin while teaching more people about this. Maybe you could throw some sour cream on it, or a little ranch on the side to dip it in.