If she's wearing sneakers she's a cop

[shmike]

My traffic attorney has me on their e-newsletter mailing list.

The title of the thread was the subject of the e-mail.

Today's nugget of advice:

Solicitation of Prostitution.
We don't reccomend anyone solicit a prostitute, but if you do, remember the following. If she has sneakers on, she is probably a cop and it's probably a sting. This way if she thinks you are dangerous, she can run from you. Or if you run, she can help the other cops catch you. In that un-marked van accross the street are 5 male Officers waiting for her signal to come in and arrest you. I just had a client tell me he did not solicit the women Officer. After he heard the audio tape of himself from the microphone in the Officer's shirt, we resolved the case quietly.